[ Featuring the Sons ]
Chillin out here with my Freakin Puerto Ricans
Dan on the Holy Spirit he be tweakin
I just saw Thumper now I'm shriekin
Bout to give a testimony call that public speakin
John 11:34 saw Jesus weepin
Lizards in my window they be creepin
Water on the shower floor it be seepin
Pastor Rob and Daphne my Freakin Puerto Ricans
Uploading to Strava
Be loading up on Java
The sun feel like Lava
Four Miles on the court the other mornin
Casting spells your ACL be torin
Head to the jungle we be explorin
Spent all this time I been thinkin
Man I freaking love Puerto Ricans
No more E-Money You can call me E-Dinero
Bars so sharp they be hittin like an arrow
Out in Puerto Rico and you know there aint no Pharaoh
Cringe king race and Micah is primero
Tee shirts and Sombreros
That aint heat bro
They say Hablamos español
Man I don't know
Let me translate that
No conos co
We not in the Amazon Puerto Rico
Puerto Rican Walmart where the heat is at yuh
Hit me big dog got a baseball bat
Flying off the beat yo here in Puerto Rico
Wait what do you mean I only have four lines?
Chillin out here with my Freakin Puerto Ricans
Dan on the Holy Spirit he be tweakin
I just saw Thumper now I'm shriekin
Bout to give a testimony call that public speakin
John 11:34 saw Jesus weepin
Lizards in my window they be creepin
Water on the shower floor it be seepin
Pastor Rob and Daphne my Freakin Puerto Ricans
I can't speak Spanish Me no hablo
I know a Miguel don't know a Pablo
Crazy on that sauce call it diablo
Man there's so much ice tea that I swallow
Sweatin in the cold shower it's crazy
Wakin up at 2am feelin hazy
Coffee church they on the floor being lazy
All this good food got me sleeping like a baby
WE LOVE PUERTO RICO
