Grandma got run over by a reindeer
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Walking home from our house Christmas eve
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You can say there's no such thing as Santa
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But as for me and grandpa we believe
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She'd been drinking too much eggnog
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And we begged her not to go
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But she forgot her medication
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And she staggered out the door into the snow
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When we found her Christmas morning
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At the scene of the attack
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She had hoof-prints on her forehead
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And incriminating Claus marks on her back
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer
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Walking home from our house Christmas eve
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You can say there's no such thing as Santa
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But as for me and grandpa we believe
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Now we're all so proud of grandpa
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He's been taking this so well
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See him in there watching football
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Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel
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It's not Christmas without Grandma
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All the family's dressed in black
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And we just can't help but wonder
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Should we open up her gifts
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Or send them back (send them back)
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer
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Walking home from our house Christmas eve
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You can say there's no such thing as Santa
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But as for me and grandpa we believe
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Now the goose is on the table
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And the pudding made of fig
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And the blue and silver candles
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That would just have matched the hair on grandma's wig
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I've warned all my friends and neighbors
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Better watch out for yourselves
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They should never give a license
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To a man who drives a sleigh
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And plays with elves
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer
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Walking home from our house Christmas eve
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You can say there's no such thing as Santa
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But as for me and grandpa we believe
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Singin' grandpa
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer
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Walking home from our house Christmas eve
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You can say there's no such thing as Santa
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But as for me and grandpa we believe
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Merry Christmas
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