When one of us falls we cheer
When one of us calls we drink beer
When you're banging a dude in a stall
It's all so
It's all so crystal clear
That's the girl I treasure
Born to distant measure
There are things that we would never say
Don't you know one slipped out today
You're a fluffy bug
I hate your guts
I want you stuck in bed
But times are rough
I can't leave you all alone
Your skeleton would probably make love to everyone
Love to everyone
I'll say when we've had enough
This steak you made is kind of tough
Damn it man how did we get here
When one of us falls we cheer
When one of us calls we drink beer
When you're banging a dude in a stall
It's all so crystal clear