Evil Cheryl: I'll get you Ash. I'm like a literal Hulk Hogan. I'll get you brother.
Ash: Shut up.
Evil Cheryl: We're like that Columbia House ten CD's for a penny club. Sooner or later you'll join us.
Ash: Shut up.
Evil Cheryl: I'm like Dom Deluise at an all you can eat fish house.
Ash: (moans)
Evil Cheryl: I'll swallow your sole.
Ash: God, shut up.
Evil Cheryl: It'll be like you were killed by some guy whose first name happens to be Dawn and you'll be dead by Dawn.
Ash: That is it!
