The Factoid Club - The Apocalypse Lyrics

I have never held a gun
Never slept under the stars
Never went anywhere
I couldn't get to in a car
I'm not quick witted
Or handy in any way
Without the internet
I wouldn't make it a day

I won't survive the apocalypse
At the end of the world, I'd go down with the ship
I won't survive the apocalypse
I'm going down with the ship

No boarding pass
For a ship bound for space
Not important enough
To save the human race
I hate everyone
That I meet
I can't farm or cook
How will I eat

I won't survive the apocalypse
At the end of the world, I'd go down with the ship
I won't survive the apocalypse
I'm going down with the ship

Asteroids, Zombies, Man-made disease
Pollution, climate change, inaction, republic rage
Famine for all year, coastlines disappear
Invasion from outer space, computers wipe out the human race
Atom bombs, floods so high, objects fall from the sky
Tsunamis, hurricanes, Jesus back again