Keep calm
For what you're about to receive may your grandchildren be truly thankful
Carry on
With your national pride, blitz spirit and ignorant bliss
Keep calm
And point your finger at everyone else, you didn't win the war for this
Carry on
Putting your faith in toffee nosed disgrace and the second world war
How the hell did we end up here
Keep calm and carry on
Keep calm
Keep calm and carry on
Keep calm
And dig for victory
Dig, dig, dig it you ignorant fools