You were bound to fall flat on your face
So you spread your arms open wide on the way down
To greet the ground
You were bound to finish in last place
So you took your good sweet time around the track
To learn the lay of the land
Dirty laundry looks better on me
And I can't explain much of anything
And you always apologize a million times a day
But you never really mean it
And whenever you sing out loud, you always sing, sing, sing
As loud as you can
Dirty laundry looks better on me
And I can't explain much of anything
We're diffident
We're relentlessly driven
Banana peel
Under Achilles heel