FBA - All I Got You for Christmas Were These Riffs Lyrics

2 weeks to go
Let's fit 10 pounds of shit
In a 3 pound bag

Now let's bow our heads to pray
With 1 eye open
Make sure to take when no one sees you

All i got you for christmas were these riffs
A soft reminder that our lives
Are just a f*cking joke
And i hope that you get
All that you want
All i got you for christmas were these riffs

Dear santa
Please keep our secrets buried
For as long as it takes to forget
Just how awful we are

Can i call it christmas blues?
The blues go away
But i'll never be over you

All i got you for christmas were these riffs
Soft reminders that our lives
Are just a f*cking joke

Can i call it christmas blues?
The blues go away
But i'll never be over you

Tonight....silent night
Fast asleep christmas morn' will be here soon
You may get what you need
Or deserve
What you want is real

All i got you for christmas were these riffs