[ Featuring John Lennon, Paul McCartney ]
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together,
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly...I'm cryin'.
Sitting on a corn flake, waiting for the van to come,
Corporation T-shirt stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy you let your face grow long.
I am the egg man, they are the egg men, I am the walrus, coo-coo-c'choo.
Mister City policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row,
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky see how they run,
I'm cryin', I'm cryin',
I'm cryin', I'm cryin'.
Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye,
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess,
Boy you've been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the egg man, they are the egg men, I am the walrus, coo-coo-c'choo.
(Instrumental break approx. 12 secs.)
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun,
If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain.
I am the egg man, they are the egg men, I am the walrus, coo-coo-c'choo,
Coo-coo-coo-c'choo.
Expert, texpert choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty see how they snide, I'm cryin'.
Semolina Pilchard, climbin' up the Eiffel tower,
Elementary penguin singin' Hare Krishna ,
Man you should have seen them kickin' Edgar Allen Poe.
I am the egg man, they are the egg men, I am the walrus, coo-coo-c'choo.
Coo-coo-coo-c'choo, coo-coo-c'choo, coo-coo-coo-c'choo-coo-coo...
(ad-lib to end)
