When I saw you at the grocery store
You were sharin a shopping cart with her
And I couldnt turn and run away
I didnt know what to say
You introduced us for the first time
And I had to look her in the eye
But you could not have imagined my surprise
Cant you see?
Youre leaving me
For an ugly girl
Does she talk about politics?
And all that stuff that used to makes me sick
Does she smoke cigars and stay up late
Oh shes so great
Does she tell you what you want to here?
And I bet she could grow a beard
I feel better thinking you were queer
Its not fair
I cant compare
To an ugly girl
To an ugly girl
Lalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalala
Lalalalalala hhahah
Hahaha the jokes on me
I feel jealous and I feel mean
Shes so nice
That it makes up for her face
Theres no way, do you have to keep your eyes closed
Do you have to keep the lights down low?
Oh I bet you wish you had a blind fold
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