[ Featuring William Goldberg ]
If you're happy and you know it, stay the f*ck away from me
Watch out for buses and any falling trees
If you're happy and you know it, stay the f*ck away from me
'Cause happy is the most dangerous place you could be
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
When you and/or the universe totally f*cking blow it
I don't know the question, but the answer is cancer
And I don't know your wife, but she's got a new man, sir
If you're happy and you know it, stay the f*ck away from me
Watch out lightning, are you allergic to bees?
If you're happy and you know it, stay the f*ck away from me
'Cause happy is the most dangerous place you could be
Give me an airplane, a little light on wings
Give me a scorpion, I don't think it stings
Give me a viper and whatever it brings
'Cause good lord your joy is a dangerous thing
If you're happy and you know it, go ahead and clap
Also, you're gonna wanna get tested for that
If you're happy and you know it, listen to me please
If you're happy and you know it, it's a trap, it's a trap
If you're happy and you know it, there's some people you should meet
They were once just like you 'til they took it in the cheeks
Listen to me and the truth that I speak:
If it's coming up roses, it probably reeks
If you're happy and you know it, shout hooray, just say it
But realize there's no way to slice or filet it
It's already in the heavy, meaty hands of fate
If you're happy and you know it, it's already too late