I heard a story last night, on the radio
About a contest and how you could win it all
Just a couple of questions, but you gotta know the answers
So I called up straight away, saying hey, ask me anything you like
They caught me by surprise and somehow I missed that red light
I woke up in a hospital bed
Arms tied up I can't feel my legs
I heard a story last night, on the radio
About a freak who called to say that he knew it all
He says he holds the keys to all of the answers
Who's he to say he knows the truth, I'm the one who writes the news
I woke up in a hospital bed
Arms tied up I can't feel my legs
I woke up in a hospital bed
Arms tied up I can't feel my legs