Fred Figglehorn - Christmas Cash Lyrics

[Talking:]
You know my Mom is always getting me really weird Christmas presents! (Fred!)
I mean doesn't she know what I really want? (Well you never told me!) (Cash!)
Turtle necks... Thanks but no thanks! (Cash!)
I don't want any of that stuff,
You know what I'm sayin'?

Don't need no video games,
They only fry your brain!
Don't want a squirrel shaver-Got enough stuff!
Don't need back acne cream...
Or any fried beans (EWW!),
No MP3 player... I don't want much!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Nothing to fancy,
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
One thing I like, (If you really want to know!)
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
You don't have to ask me,
I can make it easy for you
All I want for Christmas is...

Cash!
Cash, Money, Money! (Money!)
I need it...
Cash!
All I really want is... Cash!
Cash, Money, Yeah! (Money!)
You don't even have to wrap it...
You know just what I need.

Money!
Money!
Money!
Money, Money! (Hey!)

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! (Ho!)

Money!
Money!
Money!
Money, Money! (Hey!)

Hard cash...
Christmas cash!

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! (Hey!)

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! (Yeah!)

Money, Money...
Money, Money...
Money, Money...
Money, Money...
Money, Money...
Yeah I'm rich!

Don't need a cell phone! (Nuh-Unh!)
To call myself at home,
Don't buy me clothes,
I only need my one shirt! (It's good enough for me!)
Don't need no wart remover,
Electric trainer scooter!
Instead of shopping let me save you the work, (I'm just trying to be nice!)

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Nothing to fancy,
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
One thing I like! (Christmas Cash!)
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
You don't have to ask me,
I can make it easy for you,
All I want for Christmas, Is...

Is Cash, Cash, Money, Money! (Money!)
(Christmas Cash!) all I really want is... (I need it!)
Cash!
Cash, Money, Money! (Money!)
You don't even have to wrap it,
You know just what I need!

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! (Hey!)

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! (Yeah!)

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! (Hey!)

Hard Cash... Christmas Cash!

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! (Hey!)

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! (Yeah!)

Money, Money...
Money, Money...
Money, Money...
Money, Money...
Money, Money...
Yeah I'm rich!

Save the aggravation,
Haven't I been waiting?
It's really you I'm really thinking of,
Why not keep it simple?
Why not give a little cash?
Money! (Yeah!)

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money!

(I thought you loved that fruit cake?)
Christmas cash! (Fred!)
Give it to me,
Give it to me,
Give it to me,
Give it to me,
Give it to me,
Now!

(Christmas Cash!)

C-c-c-c-Cash! (I like it!)
What I really love is... Christmas Cash!

Cash!
Cash, Money, Money! (Money!)
All I really want is, (Cash!)
Cash, Money, Money! (Money!)
You don't even have to wrap it,
You know just what I need!

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! (Hey!)

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! (Ho!)

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! (Hey!)

Give it up! (Christmas Cash!)

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! (Hey!)

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! (Ho!)

Money, Money...
Money, Money...
Money, Money...
Money, Money...
Money, Money...
Yeah I'm rich!

(Ahhhh! Hahahaha!)