Don't just sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide and certified
You got a genie for your charge d'affaires
Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss, the king, the shah
Say what you wish, it's yours
True dish, how about a little more baklava?
Have some of column A
Try all of column B
I'm in the mood to help you though
You ain't never had a friend like me
