Yeah! Oom Oom!
When I Was a Boy I Thought That Someday I Would Be a Man
I'd Sit Inside the Fireplace, Pretend That I Was in a Can
Go Inside My Room and Put My Mind in An Ice Cream Cone
And You Can Throw Me If You Want, But I'm a Ball and I Go
Oom Pah Pah, Oom Pah Pah!
Yeah!
Oh, Yeah Yeah!
Now If I Don't Stop Crying, It Ain't Cos That I Have Got no Eyes
My Clock Lies in the Fireplace, My Dog Lies Hypnotised
And Then There Was the Time I Wasn't Able to Find My Way
And I'm Trapped Inside a Night Without a Day and I Go
Oom Pah Pah, Oom Pah Pah!
Yeah!
Now, When I Was a Boy I Thought That Someday I Would Be a Man
I'd Sit Inside the Fireplace, Pretend That I Was in a Can
Go Inside My Room and Put My Mind in An Ice Cream Cone
Now You Can Throw Me If You Want, But I'm a Ball and I Go