The Garden - Have a Good Day Sir Lyrics

Known to be sketchy in my recent past
Foot on the pedal, red lights flash
Been caught by the black and white seven times
I keep it quiet, keep it polite
Not havin' luck with the DMV though
I never showed up to check the dealio
Almost been jailed a number of times
But I got away, I paid those fines
(But I got away, paid the fines)
(But I got away, paid the fines) pretty sure I paid those fines
(But I got away, paid the fines)
(But I got away, paid the fines)

Failed to appear in court
I changed that to my middle name
Always gettin' notes in the mail (f*ck)
I forget about 'em or I throw 'em away
Not a good habit, I don't recommend it
I got f*cked over, license suspended
Payed those fines and now I'm broke
I think I learned my lesson but you never know
(I think I learned my lesson but you never know)
(I think I learned my lesson but you never know) you never know
(I think I learned my lesson but you never know)
(I think I learned my lesson but you never know)

I was movin' down south on the Interstate 10
Sun was goin' down and I was speedin' again
Happy-go-lucky soon turns to dust
As the red lights flash to make the bust (yeah)
Big boots closing in real fast
Here comes the question, gonna be a blast
"How fast do you really think you were going?"
Yellow slip's mine and I keep on drivin'

(Damn it, yeah, oh no)
(Yeah, yeah)

Keep that shit from 9-5
Wheels goin' fast as I go by
Makin' wrong turns, just slitherin' by
I'm keepin' that shit from 9-5
Keep that shit from 9-5
Wheels goin' fast as I go by
Makin' wrong turns, just slitherin' by
I'm keepin' that shit from 9-5

I used to be good with cops
Convincing smile and relatable talk
I kinda know how it works
You get pulled to the side and you work some magic
You can't always get away free though
Sometimes you just get the shortest stick
So many traits that I can't pick
Man this guy's skull is thick
(Got a thick skull, got a thick skull, got a thick skull)
(Got a thick skull, got a thick skull)
(Got a thick skull, got a thick skull, got a thick skull)

Sorry about my speed back there
It's a new car and I'm getting used to its pedal
I'm headed to a show a state away
I hope I'm on time, I'm sorry to say
"What kinda music do ya play son?"
I play country, sir, and I'm proud to say
It's the only kind of tune I listen to
I listen to Buck Owens every day

Okay, okay, well, well
Well, now that you've admitted your wrongs
I think I'll let you pass
You seem like a great kid
Polite smile and a great ass

Have a good day son, have a good day sir
Have a good day son, have a good day sir
Have a good day son, have a good day sir
Have a good day son, have a good day sir

Yeah

Keep that shit from 9-5
Wheels goin' fast as I go by
Makin' wrong turns, just slitherin' by
I'm gonna keep that shit from 9-5
I'm gonna keep that shit from 9-5
Wheels goin' fast as I go by
Makin' wrong turns, just slitherin' by
I'm keepin' that shit from 9-5