Gemma Rogers - My Idea Of Fun Lyrics

Night before the night to come I turn down drink and others
Feeling smug on Saturday surprise call from my brother
Tom's like yo b back in town, "what the frig is up?"
I turn down linking in the pub strictly water in my cup
Trying to make a change you see for body, mind and soul
He goes quiet, line goes dead. "See you down the rat hole!"
It's not really my thinking to be doing daytime drinking
Mainlining lime juice to stop myself from sinking
How am I in this grot bag pub, its only two o'clock
My fella went and dumped me, my brothers mates are cocks
Sip and sink an orange juice to get me in the mood
Having a really rubbish time- where are all the charming dudes?
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This is going to be tough.....
Chorus
My idea of fun, is a little shot of rum. That's my idea of fun
2
I realise there and then sobriety's doing me no favours
When in walks this tall dark fitness munching on some quavers
My eyes they follow him to the bar I'm feeling like a stalker
Toned ripped arms lean into barmaid he orders a Johnny Walker
Turning to our table and saluting growls jar
Sexy Dublin accent knew i wasn't going far
I'll have a Mount Gay on the rocks please, can you make it a double?
The fit bloke slid it over, I knew there might be trouble
Him and Tom are catching up the banter is well fresh
Rounds are coming, days improving. I am getting mashed
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Because if I'm honest.. really really honest!
Chorus
My idea of fun, is half a bottle of fun. That's my idea of fun
3
Sitting down our knees do touch there are feelings in my belly
Jump up to check face in bogs my legs they feel like jelly
Returning says to me, "Your bros quickly nipped back home."
Oh dear I purr into his ear, he's left us on our own
A song comes on I stand to dance and let myself get physical
Look at him he's watching me his auras looking mythical
Me and him are face to face the bass is getting dirty
He totally wants to snog me this is feeling pretty flirty...
It's up to me to make the moves I really think I oughta
He stands there looking weird and stuff and proffers me the water
Chorus
My idea of fun, is a whole bottle of rum. That's my idea of fun