The kids in school say that I'm a dumb kid
They don't know how I made it as far as I did
Hold my crystal Pepsi and check out this sick move
Not even tony hawk can make this look so smooth
Do you mind picking up my tooth? Thanks!
I wonder how much I can pump up my Reebok pumps
I got a haircut like vanilla ice to impress my teenage crush
I said (hey girl!) and she just straight up kicked me in the nuts
I should've played it cool but all this is nucking futs
I'm gonna chill out and sip on my ecto cooler
One day I'll be cool like that guy Ferris beuller
I'll get all the chicks and play in a rock and roll band
Oh yeah oh yeah I'm gonna be the man!
I'm shredding air guitar and banging my head to iron maiden
Got my tape recorder ready on the radio station
The Griswald family is taking another funny vacation
My new beeper is blasting out some serious radiation
I wrote the lyrics for this song in my trapper keeper
I'm blasting Metallica on my new alpine speakers
I keep getting weird numbers on my Motorola pager
I'm gonna sneak out later in my dad's new Ford Ranger
Act like I have a date!
I'm gonna chill out and sip on my ecto cooler
One day I'll be cool like that guy Ferris beuller
I'll get all the chicks and play in a rock and roll band
Oh yeah oh yeah I'm gonna be the man!