Gillette - Mr Personality Lyrics

they call you mr personality because you so ugly
they call you mr personality because you so ugly
you so ugly
mr personality, you so ugly
mr personality, you so ugly
mr personality, you so ugly

when i look at you i go outta my mind,
its like im lookin at someones behind.
you make the children scream and babys cry,
with your crusty teeth and your bloodshot eyes.
you so ugly, your dad hadda tie a porkchop around your neck just to get the dog to play witcha
ooh thats ugly.

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they call you mr personality because you so ugly...you so ugly
they call you mr personality because you so ugly...you so ugly
mr personality, you so ugly
mr personality, you so ugly
mr personality, you so ugly

no matter what you wear, your face doesnt match,
i dont think you were born, you hadda be hatched.
everyone you meet gets one hell of a stare,
they cant fall asleep cause your a walking nightmare.
you so ugly...i heard that when you were born, the dr slapped yo momma.
ooh man thats ugly.

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you make frankenstein look like johnny depp,
and when you cross the street you cause a major car wreck.
you asked my grandma if she needed help with her bags,
ive never seen an old lady run so fast.

geez look at those glasses...are those coke bottles or something?
is that your face...or did your neck throw up something?

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you so ugly