Santa Ate the Wrong Cookies
Verse 1: It was Christmas Eve, (the snow was falling down,)
Children fast asleep in this little town,
But Santa's on his way with his sleigh so bright,
Till he found a plate of cookies that gave him a fright.
Pre-Chorus: He thought they were gingerbread, oh so sweet,
But they were laced with something that made him leap,
Now he's (flying high, )and he's lost control,
(Santa's in the clouds,) on a wild rock 'n' roll.
Chorus: Santa ate the wrong cookies, now he's flying high,
On a week-long joyride through the Christmas sky,
His sleigh's a rocket, and the reindeer too,
Santa's having a blast, (and he's loving the view.)
Santa ate the wrong cookies,( and he's feeling the cheer,)
Riding through the stars, with a holiday cheer,
Oh, he's on a journey that's all too real,
Santa's got the groove and a festive appeal.
Verse 2: He's zooming past the moon and the northern lights,
Dancing through the constellations on magical flights,
The elves are on the ground, scratching their heads,
Wondering how their boss is turning so red.
Pre-Chorus: He's laughing (in the clouds,) what a sight to see,
Spreading Christmas joy and a bit of mischief spree,
Now he's back in control, but just for a while,
Santa's got a grin, (and he's riding in style.)
Chorus: Santa ate the wrong cookies, now he's flying high,
On a week-long joyride through the Christmas sky,
His sleigh's a rocket,( and the reindeer too,)
Santa's having a blast, and he's loving the view.
Santa ate the wrong cookies, and he's feeling the cheer,
Riding through the stars, (with a holiday cheer,)
Oh, he's on a journey that's all too real,
Santa's got the groove and a festive appeal.
Bridge: When he finally lands, he'll have quite a tale,
Of a sugar-fueled flight that was never for sale,
But he'll bring joy and gifts to all who believe,
With a laugh and a wink, (in this Christmas Eve.)
Chorus: Santa ate the wrong cookies, now he's flying high,
On a week-long joyride through the Christmas sky,
His sleigh's a rocket,( and the reindeer too,)
Santa's having a blast, and he's loving the view.
Santa ate the wrong cookies, and he's feeling the cheer,
Riding through the stars, with a holiday cheer,
Oh, he's on a journey that's all too real,
Santa's got the groove and a festive appeal.
Outro: So if you leave out cookies,( be careful what you bake,)
Or Santa might take off on a holiday shake,
But he'll be back with gifts and his usual charm,
Spreading Christmas joy and keeping us warm.