Sunburn Cooked Like Bacon
Verse 1: Hit the beach with a big smile,
Sunscreen's on, but it's not worthwhile,
Underneath that blazing sun,
I'm cooking up and having fun.
Pre-Chorus: Took a dip, then laid on the sand,
Thought I'd tan, didn't make a plan,
Now I'm feeling that fiery ache,
Got that sunburn, cooked like bacon.
Chorus: Sunburn cooked like bacon,
Red as a sunrise, oh, it's aching,
Spent too long in the summer rays,
Now I'm feeling the heat for days,
Sunburn cooked like bacon,
My skin's crispy, can't be mistaken,
Lesson learned, oh, I'll take it slow,
Next time I'll know.
Verse 2: Lobster red from head to toe,
Every move is feeling slow,
Cooling off in aloe and cream,
Wishing I'd stayed in the shade, it seems.
Pre-Chorus: Caught that sun, didn't heed the signs,
Now I'm paying the price, it's fine,
Painful reminder of summer's flare,
Got that sunburn, cooked like bacon.
Chorus: Sunburn cooked like bacon,
Red as a sunrise, oh, it's aching,
Spent too long in the summer rays,
Now I'm feeling the heat for days,
Sunburn cooked like bacon,
My skin's crispy, can't be mistaken,
Lesson learned, oh, I'll take it slow,
Next time I'll know.
Bridge: Slathered up in lotion, hoping for relief,
Singing the sunburn blues, it's a fiery thief,
Next year I'll be wiser, take it with some grace,
But for now, I'm walking with a sunburned face.
Chorus: Sunburn cooked like bacon,
Red as a sunrise, oh, it's aching,
Spent too long in the summer rays,
Now I'm feeling the heat for days,
Sunburn cooked like bacon,
My skin's crispy, can't be mistaken,
Lesson learned, oh, I'll take it slow,
Next time I'll know.
Outro: Gonna heal and recover from this toasty fate,
Next time I'll be smarter, won't make the same mistake,
Until then I'll wear my sunburn with pride,
Cooked like bacon, but I've survived.