Verse 1
It's that time of year, the contest is near,
Decked out in knit, our rivals appear,
Tinsel and sequins, you think you're a star,
But you ain't seen nothing 'til you've seen my car.
Pre-Chorus
Sweater's got lights, and it's flashing red,
Tacky as hell, but it's in your head,
Bring on the gauntlet, it's a fashion fight,
(I'm rocking the ugliest in sight!)
Chorus
Sweater showdown, let the chaos begin,
Ugly sweaters, let the battle spin,
Who's got the worst? Who's got the prize?
In this freaky knit-off, we'll see who's wise!
Sweater showdown, it's a fashion war,
Fuzzy and loud, can't take it anymore,
Watch me win with my hideous threads,
(In this crazy contest, the ugly one spreads!)
Verse 2
Your sweater's got reindeer? I've got a sleigh,
Covered in glitter, it's here to stay,
Your patterns are boring, just one color bland,
I'm the king of ugly, let me make a stand!
Pre-Chorus
Sweater's got fringe, and it's blinding bright,
Gonna rock this party, I'm the one tonight,
The judges are laughing, they're losing control,
In this sweater showdown, I'm owning the role!
Chorus
Sweater showdown, let the chaos begin,
Ugly sweaters, let the battle spin,
Who's got the worst? Who's got the prize?
In this freaky knit-off, we'll see who's wise!
Sweater showdown, it's a fashion war,
Fuzzy and loud, can't take it anymore,
Watch me win with my hideous threads,
(In this crazy contest, the ugly one spreads!)
Bridge
Let the stitching unravel, let the sequins fall,
In this showdown of sweaters, I'll conquer them all,
Bring on the gaudy, bring on the bling,
(In this rage of fashion, I'm the king!)
Chorus
Sweater showdown, let the chaos begin,
Ugly sweaters, let the battle spin,
Who's got the worst? Who's got the prize?
In this freaky knit-off, we'll see who's wise!
Sweater showdown, it's a fashion war,
Fuzzy and loud, can't take it anymore,
Watch me win with my hideous threads,
In this crazy contest, the ugly one spreads!
Outro
Sweater showdown, and I'm on top,
In this fierce battle, I won't stop,
Crowning the ugliest, I'll take the crown,
In this festive rage, I'm the best around!
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English
Verse 1
It's that time of year, the contest is near,
Decked out in knit, our rivals appear,
Tinsel and sequins, you think you're a star,
But you ain't seen nothing 'til you've seen my car.
Pre-Chorus
Sweater's got lights, and it's flashing red,
Tacky as hell, but it's in your head,
Bring on the gauntlet, it's a fashion fight,
(I'm rocking the ugliest in sight!)
Chorus
Sweater showdown, let the chaos begin,
Ugly sweaters, let the battle spin,
Who's got the worst? Who's got the prize?
In this freaky knit-off, we'll see who's wise!
Sweater showdown, it's a fashion war,
Fuzzy and loud, can't take it anymore,
Watch me win with my hideous threads,
(In this crazy contest, the ugly one spreads!)
Verse 2
Your sweater's got reindeer? I've got a sleigh,
Covered in glitter, it's here to stay,
Your patterns are boring, just one color bland,
I'm the king of ugly, let me make a stand!
Pre-Chorus
Sweater's got fringe, and it's blinding bright,
Gonna rock this party, I'm the one tonight,
The judges are laughing, they're losing control,
In this sweater showdown, I'm owning the role!
Chorus
Sweater showdown, let the chaos begin,
Ugly sweaters, let the battle spin,
Who's got the worst? Who's got the prize?
In this freaky knit-off, we'll see who's wise!
Sweater showdown, it's a fashion war,
Fuzzy and loud, can't take it anymore,
Watch me win with my hideous threads,
(In this crazy contest, the ugly one spreads!)
Bridge
Let the stitching unravel, let the sequins fall,
In this showdown of sweaters, I'll conquer them all,
Bring on the gaudy, bring on the bling,
(In this rage of fashion, I'm the king!)
Chorus
Sweater showdown, let the chaos begin,
Ugly sweaters, let the battle spin,
Who's got the worst? Who's got the prize?
In this freaky knit-off, we'll see who's wise!
Sweater showdown, it's a fashion war,
Fuzzy and loud, can't take it anymore,
Watch me win with my hideous threads,
In this crazy contest, the ugly one spreads!
Outro
Sweater showdown, and I'm on top,
In this fierce battle, I won't stop,
Crowning the ugliest, I'll take the crown,
In this festive rage, I'm the best around!
It's that time of year, the contest is near,
Decked out in knit, our rivals appear,
Tinsel and sequins, you think you're a star,
But you ain't seen nothing 'til you've seen my car.
Pre-Chorus
Sweater's got lights, and it's flashing red,
Tacky as hell, but it's in your head,
Bring on the gauntlet, it's a fashion fight,
(I'm rocking the ugliest in sight!)
Chorus
Sweater showdown, let the chaos begin,
Ugly sweaters, let the battle spin,
Who's got the worst? Who's got the prize?
In this freaky knit-off, we'll see who's wise!
Sweater showdown, it's a fashion war,
Fuzzy and loud, can't take it anymore,
Watch me win with my hideous threads,
(In this crazy contest, the ugly one spreads!)
Verse 2
Your sweater's got reindeer? I've got a sleigh,
Covered in glitter, it's here to stay,
Your patterns are boring, just one color bland,
I'm the king of ugly, let me make a stand!
Pre-Chorus
Sweater's got fringe, and it's blinding bright,
Gonna rock this party, I'm the one tonight,
The judges are laughing, they're losing control,
In this sweater showdown, I'm owning the role!
Chorus
Sweater showdown, let the chaos begin,
Ugly sweaters, let the battle spin,
Who's got the worst? Who's got the prize?
In this freaky knit-off, we'll see who's wise!
Sweater showdown, it's a fashion war,
Fuzzy and loud, can't take it anymore,
Watch me win with my hideous threads,
(In this crazy contest, the ugly one spreads!)
Bridge
Let the stitching unravel, let the sequins fall,
In this showdown of sweaters, I'll conquer them all,
Bring on the gaudy, bring on the bling,
(In this rage of fashion, I'm the king!)
Chorus
Sweater showdown, let the chaos begin,
Ugly sweaters, let the battle spin,
Who's got the worst? Who's got the prize?
In this freaky knit-off, we'll see who's wise!
Sweater showdown, it's a fashion war,
Fuzzy and loud, can't take it anymore,
Watch me win with my hideous threads,
In this crazy contest, the ugly one spreads!
Outro
Sweater showdown, and I'm on top,
In this fierce battle, I won't stop,
Crowning the ugliest, I'll take the crown,
In this festive rage, I'm the best around!
Writer: Richard Girard
Copyright: Lyrics © Too Lost LLC
Copyright: Lyrics © Too Lost LLC