The Harvest of Shadows
A Comedy Song
Verse 1
Well, we planted corn and beans this year,
But something strange is happening here.
The fields are dark, the skies are gray,
And something spooky's come to stay!
Instead of pumpkins, what do we get?
A crop of shadows, cold and wet.
They're creeping 'round, and whispering too,
I swear I saw one stealing my shoe!
Chorus
It's the Harvest of Shadows, oh what a surprise!
No golden wheat, just ghosts in disguise.
The scarecrows are dancing, the crows have all fled,
And there's a shadow lurking under my bed!
The Harvest of Shadows, who needs daylight?
When the crops come alive and give you a fright!
Verse 2
I went to pick a carrot, oh what a joke,
It turned to mist and then it spoke!
Said, "This isn't your regular farm,
We're here to cause you a little harm!"
The tomatoes giggle, the cabbages scream,
It's like something from a nightmare dream.
Forget your soup, forget your stew,
This year we're cooking up something new!
Chorus
It's the Harvest of Shadows, oh what a surprise!
No golden wheat, just ghosts in disguise.
The scarecrows are dancing, the crows have all fled,
And there's a shadow lurking under my bed!
The Harvest of Shadows, who needs daylight?
When the crops come alive and give you a fright!
Bridge
The tractor's running but there's no one there,
The pitchfork's floating in mid-air.
The pumpkins whisper ancient spells,
And someone's ringing invisible bells!
The barn is glowing an eerie green,
I swear this farm is Halloween!
Chorus
It's the Harvest of Shadows, oh what a surprise!
No golden wheat, just ghosts in disguise.
The scarecrows are dancing, the crows have all fled,
And there's a shadow lurking under my bed!
The Harvest of Shadows, who needs daylight?
When the crops come alive and give you a fright!
Outro
So grab your boots and grab your rake,
The shadows are having a harvest break.
They'll steal your crops and maybe your hat,
But hey, at least they're fun to chat!
It's the Harvest of Shadows, we're doomed, it's true,
But who needs veggies when ghosts haunt you!