Glitch Gum - My Brain Is Lasers Lyrics

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew it's a laser
I want to date her but I don't know where to take her
You say you love me but I know that you're a faker
A faker
Watch this bit go
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew it's a laser
I want to date her but I don't know where to take her
You say you love me but I know that you're a faker
A faker
Just a faker

I just made a song and now I'm making another bop
I'm a hit with an unused butter sock
All this talk on twitter I don't know who to trust or not
Please don't make me snap like a DJ Mustard Drop
Do you like it when I try to be comedic
My life's a movie that your mom won't let you see yet
If you don't say something nice than you're a meanie
She called me baby I don't even wear a beanie

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew it's a laser
I want to date her but I don't know where to take her
You say you love me but I know that you're a faker
Faker
Just a faker
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew it's a laser
I want to date her but I don't know where to take her
You say you love me but I know that you're a faker
A faker

I don't drink so call me Flobots I can't handle bars
I'm on twitter where the handles are
I just showed up in the Thanos car
I just showed up to the rave all pink like I'm in camouflage
Spent ten minutes in that space like CEO of Amazon
Wait I was wrong, it was eleven
Now my nose is bleeding, just like I'm Eleven
I might throw a tantrum, just like I was seven
I might make some bacon, just like I was Kevin
I'm trying to get a hold of myself by writing these Glitch Gum songs
But I've written a ton and I still can't magically fix what I'm doing wrong
So I'm going to keep writing
I bet I could punch hard, but I'm not one for fighting
I can do something well really fast like it's lightning
Hop in the Vroom-Vroom car let's keep driving

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew it's a laser
I want to date her but I don't know where to take her
You say you love me but I know that you're a faker
A faker
Watch this bit go
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew it's a laser
I want to date her but I don't know where to take her
You say you love me but I know that you're a faker
A faker
Just a faker