Gogol Bordello - When The Trickster Starts A-Poking Lyrics

As I walked into the bar
A man came up to me and said:
You know the older you will get
The more perverted you will get

Hey, I'd like to see you try it
Oh what you gonna do about it?
Optzay, be a bad priest?
Ili primernij ononist?!
Be bad transvestattn? (da yuta nigh!)
Or be a good zoldatten?! (ozay optzay!)
Yeah, give it a try, (by by by by)
But me I'm jasto bordello kind of guy!.

Mama, of course all hopes are so fragile..
Papa, I can't believe what it costs?.
Sily, sily oni menja pokidajut
So I did what I did and its worth what its worth what it's worth

Ah ha hey!

When the trickster starts a-walking
He sends the whole world asque
Just when you think that it's all through
Its just a birth of something new
And when the trickster starts a-pokin
Who does he need to ask permission
Before he goes in third position
I guess he's justo bordello kind of guy!..

Mama, of course all hopes are so fragile..
Papa, I can't believe what it costs?.
Sily oni menja pokidajut
So I did what I did and its worth what its worth what it's worth

Ah ha hey!

So I walked out out of a bar
And drove like crazy for half mile
I was thirteen beers drunk
On Houston I jumped in some trunk..
We ventured on New York throughway
Where myself I heard I say:
Shall I be classic self crasher?
Or be a good flasher?!

Hey, I'd like to see you try it
Oh what you gonna do about it?
Heeeeeeey, be a bad priest?
Ili primernij ononist?!
Da yuta nigh!
Ozay optzay!
By by by by!
I guess I'm justo bordello kind of guy!

Bordello kind of guy!
Bordello kind of guy!
Bordello kind of guy!