Grandaddy Short Leg - Pissin' Sand Lyrics

Went down to the doctor yesterday
A blockage of the aqueduct was all that he would say
Boy step right up
Don't be shy
Drop those pants you're gonna cry
It's time to fill this cup up to the brim

I'm pissin' sand
I'm pissin' sand
I'd like to take a leak
I could be workin' on my tan
Cabbage, beets, and rhubarb are my friends
Sequestered in the outhouse pissin' sand

Went down to the doctor yesterday
He said boy you passed your stones
Now you can yell hip hip hooray
Quote I.P. Freely's Yellow River on command
No longer in the dumps from pissin' sand

Was pissin' sand
Was pissin' sand
Now I'm the envy of most every man

I walk down the street my head held high
People point and say there goes that special guy
I'm talk of the town a real man's man
No longer in the dumps from pissin' sand

Left my mark for all to see
In the snow my name in pee
I'm the talk of the town a real man's man