Groundbird - AirBnB for Hapsburgs Lyrics

There's an Airbnb for Hapsburgs
Where there's always room at the inn
Though the decor's not palatial
There will always be a place you'll
Get to rest your weary chin

At the Airbnb for Hapsburgs
In the ruins of the Empire's fall
Now every minor Margravine
Complains about the carpeting
But they're just glad they haven't lost it all

Great powers in the waning hours
Great powers in the waning hours

In the WhatsApp group for Hapsburgs
They talk about natural wine
They've got wealth without attention
And it's rare that someone mentions
The Confederation of the Rhine

So don't shed a tear for the Hapsburgs
Cause they're probably gonna be OK
They're no longer ruling Hungary
But they're not going hungry and
There's nothing much more to say

Great powers in the waning hours
Great powers in the waning hours
With big apartments high up in great glass towers
Great powers in the waning hours