They're throwing condoms and glass shards
At the city's contraceptive guards
Pissing in the wind and shitting on the streets
A police baton between my buttcheeks
Jizz in my eye feels like tear gas
50,000 volts running through my ass
Gonna burn down this goddamn city
Cocks and balls and lots of titties
There's gonna be a f*ck riot
I'm rock hard and f*cking excited
There's gonna be a f*ck riot
Everybody's pussy in on my diet
There's gonna be a f*ck riot
I know you want in but you're not invited
There's gonna be a f*ck riot
It's gonna be anything but quiet