Hey Ron,
The next time you're
Freaked at me
For calling you out
On the Quidditch Pitch
Just remember that time
That you stole my chocolate cauldrons
And declared your love
For Romilda Vain
Yo Ron,
The next time you're
Feeling jealous of me
'Cause I'm so famous
And awesome at Quidditch
Just remember that time
That we took you to Slughorn's office
And you nearly drank yourself to death
But I saved your neck
(With a bezoar)
Let's go!
Remember when you took that love potion
Remember who was your best friend
Remember when you took that love potion
Remember who was your best friend
Well just be glad the four-track was broke that day
Because you grabbed a guitar and I heard you say
That the top of the pop's better get ready
For the new hit single from the Weasler
Goes 'Romilda Vain, I love you!'