[ Featuring Anne Marie Ruljancich ]
Not another extastential cowboy
And no more California champane
Not another sattle tramp
Sick, sore, lonely, and out of place
Cryin in his coffee icecream
Edyth cannot fix another engine
Nor paint another face on a rubber can clown
She takes another temp job
But in her secret heart she rides
She's gotta sad sweet heart of a rodeo
A whoohoo not an urban legand now
Sad sweetheart of a rodeo
A whoohoo hoooo
Give it a rest, give it a rest
Give it a bad night's sleep
Norman says you can take a valum
Or maybe something stronger
Because he doesn't understand how you can get so excited watching the lusty men
The marboro man died of cancer
Aaand he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, haha
She took one last gulp of his soft city condesention and blasted off from his little launch pad to parts west
Sad sweetheart of the rodeo
Awhoohoo not an urban legend now
Sad sweetheart of the rodeo
Awhoo hoo hoohoo (oh oh lonesome cowboy headed west)
Hoooooooohoooooooooohoooooooohoooooo
Sad sweetheart of the rodeo a whoohoo
Not an urban legend now
Sad sweetheart of the rodeo a whoohoo
Hooohooohooo
Woooooooo...ooooooooooooooooowooooooooooo
