[ Featuring Jon Wolfe ]
Been one of those take this job and shove it kind of work weeks
Thank God this margarita's strong
If we wind up on the bar top singin' "Don't Stop Believin'"
Tequila's what we'll blame it on
If I wake up in some strange place with a hating life hangover
My keys and all my dignity gone
If we get thrown out the bar, get a neon scar or a bad tattoo
Hell, Tequila's what we'll blame it on
Cuz When the world gets a little too crazy
Gotta have some crazy of your own
If we need an alibi for doin something wrong
Tequila's what we'll blame it on
Last time I spent this much time with salt and sweet agave
I found my ex's number In my phone
So if she wakes up to that straight out of the blue I love you message
Tequilas what we'll blame it on
So if your soul needs some reality amnesia
Cuz you've deserved a break for way too long
Tonight you can ride the bull, go meet a stranger, and get hitched out in Vegas
Cnd tequilas all we'll blame it on
If we need an alibi for doin' something wrong
Tequila's what we'll blame it on
"Yeah pass that bottle over here buddy. Yeah we gotta blame it on something."
"Some Juan Lobo! Yeah, pass me another shot of that."
"Nah, I don't need no salt and lime."
"Tequila!"
