[NIFFTY]
There's an endless stream of trash and filth
And hundreds of bugs
If you love the stench of jizz, wait 'til you smell our rugs
'Cause people barf and piss and cum on them a ton
And when they do, I get to go and clean it up
[CHARLIE, spoken]
What?
[NIFFTY]
Hypodermic needles left all over the place
And our rats have grown immune to being sprayed by mace
So I gotta take my knife and stab them all in the face
And now they treat me like their queen because I'm covered in rat blood
[CHARLIE, spoken]
Niffty, no!
[NIFFTY]
Magical land, hotel of my dreams
Disgustingest, ugliest building that I've ever seen
And I get to clean it up
[CHARLIE, spoken]
Niffty, what are you doing?
[NIFFTY, spoken]
Helping!
[CHARLIE, spoken]
Can you help differently?
[NIFFTY, spoken]
Okay!
[NIFFTY]
Hoteru wa hontō ni tottemo suteki desu.
[CHARLIE]
Uhm
[NIFFTY]
Chārī wa totemo yasashii jōshi desu
Kanojo wa seikō suru to shinjite imasu
[CHARLIE, spoken]
Can anyone understand this?
[NIFFTY]
Tottemo daisuki desu itsumo!
[CHARLIE, spoken]
Why?
[NIFFTY]
Hanzai-sha wa trash
Soshite karera wa assholes
Demo watashi wa mada yume o shinjite imasu!
Watashi wa clean it up!
[NIFFTY, spoken]
Yes!
[CHARLIE]
And that's why the hotel is good
Right?
Yay
