Heart Attack Man - Notes App Apology Lyrics

It's come to my attention allegations have been brought against me
I know it's taken me a long time to respond, but here's my story:
From my perspective, I'm exempt from consequences
I thought I'd get away with it but didn't, but here's my apology:
I'm so sorry, here's a notes app apology

It's come to my attention allegations have been brought against me
I swear to god this is not my fault, it's a big misunderstanding
No one's ever told me I'm abusive and controlling
You sound crazy, no one will believe you
But here's my non-apology
I'm so sorry you have problems with honesty

It's come to my attention that everyone f*cking hates me
I know it's only been a week since you outed me, but I've been changing
I've found God now everyone thinks that it's a cop out
Cleansed me of all my misdeeds
Redeemed and saved me

I found Jesus
Absolved me of my demons
I'll pray you heal from how I damaged you irreparably

It's come to my attention allegations have been brought against me

I'm so sorry, say it half-heartedly
I'm so sorry, throw me a pity party
I'm so sorry, from leper's colony
I'm so sorry, here's a notes app apology