[ Featuring the Fearsome Spinning Cosmos ]
Hey, listen up all ya, I got something to say
My wife was right, and I was wrong, about everything
And I mean everything, you can't argue with that woman
She is always right
Always right
Honey, you knew it all along
I argued won't be long
Shook my head and carried on
Don't know where time has gone
Should have known it all along
No time to smoke my bong
No time to smoke a bong
You were right and I was wrong
You said before we leave
You'd better have a pee
That you would wait for me
I said I had no need
But now we're stopped in Tweed
And I'm peeing in the trees
Hoping no one will see
I hope that you still love me
You knew it all along
I didn't think at all
Left my shoes in the hall
Someone will trip and fall
That's not where they belong
I thought they'd do no harm
I thought they'd do no harm
Now there's a kid with a sore bum
Honey, I tried to write this song
I thought it would be fun
To show you I've been dumb
I got the words all wrong
My examples weren't so strong
My list wasn't very long
I could go on and on
Won't you help me write this song
Honey, you were right and I was wrong
And I hope you like this song
