Herman Gjeitanger - Buck O'five Lyrics

My name is Billy Billyson
I drive a big ass pickup truck
Got fifty beers all stacked up in my pickup truck
I drink a lot of whiskey
Then I drive my kids to school
And all the faggot liberals think I'm cool

I've got a wife called Laura Lee
She's pretty crazy, yes it seems
She don't know how to read
But I don't mind
Cause all she does is cook and clean
And scream at me when I watch TV
But everybody thinks that ass looks fine

I beat my kids, I pray to God
I'm a wholesome Christian man
And God I know that God's my biggest fan

I don't know how to read or write
I cry myself to sleep at night
But someday I will get a buck o'five