This goes out to the number one mall cop in the world
You know who you are
Paul Blart, the f*cking mall cop
He rides a f*cking Segway 'til his heart stops
Paul Blart, the f*cking mall cop
He locks himself in and almost gets shot
Paul Blart!
The fattest f*cker in the world
Paul Blart the mall cop
The segway died
Paul! Blart!