HERSH - All My Friends Are Sweaters Lyrics

My sweater, my sweater, oh my sweater

I open up my closet door and I'm beaming
Cause I'm about to be steaming one of my very best pals
They make me feel ethereal
Cause its the best material around
Once for sale, now found

All my friends are sweaters
And I don't even care
I refuse to take them off or share
All my friends are sweaters
And in spite of each bad glance
I wear them everywhere paired with every kind of pants

My sweater, my sweater, oh my sweater

I try my best to recognize
The perfect pattern and the perfect size oh
I just want them all
When someone asks me whats your deal
I think its best that we share a meal together
And I'll wear a sweater

Something has happened I cannot explain
When it came out the drier it just wasn't the same
Its arms were so small and its torso so meek
I've ruined my friend God my legs feel so weak

(Oh my sweater, oh my friend)

All my friends are sweaters and now one of them has died
I should have just had patience and hung it up to dry
All my friends are sweaters and now a part of me is gone
The hardest part of letting go is putting something else on