[ Featuring Brooks ]
Why bother freeze when you can sit inside
Watch a Christmas flick and eat some pie
The fire's warm and my cocoa is hot
Betcha wish you weren't outside with your frozen snot
Waking up at eight to go to work
The car won't start and the day is murk
The radio plays songs about jingling bells
Can't wait til' it's over 'cause it's colder than hell
Oh it's a beautiful day to pray for some grass
Slip on the sidewalk and fall flat on your ass
The forecast is callin' for seven below
Please, please, please just go away snow
Christmas Eve dinner with my whole family
My uncle gets drunk on some old Hennessy
The kids are screaming Santa at the top of their lungs
Bring 'em to a frozen pole, say "stick out your tongues"
Remember sunny days and eighty degrees
We should move to Florida maybe Siesta Key
I can't stand another day in the bitter cold
Hypothermia is starting to get old
Oh it's a beautiful day to pray for some grass
Slip on the sidewalk and fall flat on your ass
The forecast is callin' for seven below
Please, please, please just go away snow
Don't get me wrong
I love this time of the year
So let's sing along
And spread the holiday cheer
Before we head outside
And face the facts
What's a Christmas song
Without some tenor sax
Oh it's a beautiful day to pray for some grass
Slip on the sidewalk and fall flat on your ass
The forecast is callin' for seven below
Please, please, please just go away snow
Please, please, please just go away snow
