[ Featuring Cabe ]
Rich relatives, rich relatives
Standing on our doorstep
Asking us to help em' out
Rich relatives, need a place to live
Late on their house payment
Their life savings down the spout
They've (they've) been putting on the Ritz
For way too long
While we've been pinching pennies
Clipping coupons
Rich relatives, snobby relatives
Refuse to lend a helping hand
Complain about cold cuts for supper
Rich relatives, rich relatives
Fine wine and golden caviar
Dripping down their chinny chin chins
Rich relatives, always telling fibs
Here comes the repo man
For their new Mercedes Benz
They've (they've) been putting on the Ritz
For way too long
While we've been pinching pennies
Clipping coupons
Snip snip snip
They've spent all that they can spend
Lost all that they can lose
Oh wait! That's not quite true
Cause our rich relatives, our third cousins twice removed
At last, they've lost us too!
Never really liked ya anyway!
