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Homeless Erik - Useless Lyrics



Homeless Erik - Useless Lyrics




It's Saturday son so let's have some fun
Now before it goes away
My minds took off on a little vacation
And it won't be back for days
It's plain you can see though I'm good as I can be
You know I must be ten feet tall
And all of the wonders in the whole wide world
Are beheld right within my skull
No my friend don't you worry 'bout me
Cause you know that it's a glorious time!
Even though I can't find my way out of the closet
Cause I'm numb dumb deaf and blind

But just so you know and not to be rude
But if you could just let me be
But right now I won't do nobody any good
'cause I'm as useless as can be

Then I called up my boss over at Subway
Tryin' not to make demands
But I won't do much good there on the job
Cause I can barely walk or stand
But it wasn't my fault you see
It's some rare disease and I doubt that you'd want a piece
So if I could but ask for a day of repose
And tomorrow I'll be on my feet

And he says That'd be fine
If it wasn't the same line
You've been spittin' for the past five weeks
Now think about yourself
Maybe you should get some help
You got a lot of time now that's free"

But just so you know and not to be rude
But you really ought to let it be
Right now I just can't do you any good
Cause you're as useless as can be"

Then I called up my wife 'round three a'm
To come and pick me up across town
Cause I left from the nudie-bar with some friends
And now the car's burning upside down
But the voice coming down through the line
Is saying Never to come home!
I can't believe that I've wasted these years
And you're the worst person that I've known
Cause the bills are all due and the babies need shoes
And you're still doing what you do!
When I hang up the phone
You'll have to face it all alone
Buddy ain't it time you got a clue?

And just so you know and ever so rude
That you'd better just let us be
Cause never again will I do you any good
Cause you're as useless as can be

Now I'm standin with St Peter outside of them gates
With a band still around my wrist
And he says; "Sorry friend but I can't let you in
Cause you never quite made the list
Oh for Pete's sake now! What does it take?!
Was I really that bad of a guy?
See I never did this and I never did that
Of all the reasons won't you tell me mine?
And his answer so quick and his answer so clean
It's his job so then he must know
Well neither knew you He and neither loved you
His so that leaves only one place left to go

But just so you know not that it'll help now
But one more answer to your plea
The Lord said to tell you before you go
That You were useless most to Me
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It's Saturday son so let's have some fun
Now before it goes away
My minds took off on a little vacation
And it won't be back for days
It's plain you can see though I'm good as I can be
You know I must be ten feet tall
And all of the wonders in the whole wide world
Are beheld right within my skull
No my friend don't you worry 'bout me
Cause you know that it's a glorious time!
Even though I can't find my way out of the closet
Cause I'm numb dumb deaf and blind

But just so you know and not to be rude
But if you could just let me be
But right now I won't do nobody any good
'cause I'm as useless as can be

Then I called up my boss over at Subway
Tryin' not to make demands
But I won't do much good there on the job
Cause I can barely walk or stand
But it wasn't my fault you see
It's some rare disease and I doubt that you'd want a piece
So if I could but ask for a day of repose
And tomorrow I'll be on my feet

And he says That'd be fine
If it wasn't the same line
You've been spittin' for the past five weeks
Now think about yourself
Maybe you should get some help
You got a lot of time now that's free"

But just so you know and not to be rude
But you really ought to let it be
Right now I just can't do you any good
Cause you're as useless as can be"

Then I called up my wife 'round three a'm
To come and pick me up across town
Cause I left from the nudie-bar with some friends
And now the car's burning upside down
But the voice coming down through the line
Is saying Never to come home!
I can't believe that I've wasted these years
And you're the worst person that I've known
Cause the bills are all due and the babies need shoes
And you're still doing what you do!
When I hang up the phone
You'll have to face it all alone
Buddy ain't it time you got a clue?

And just so you know and ever so rude
That you'd better just let us be
Cause never again will I do you any good
Cause you're as useless as can be

Now I'm standin with St Peter outside of them gates
With a band still around my wrist
And he says; "Sorry friend but I can't let you in
Cause you never quite made the list
Oh for Pete's sake now! What does it take?!
Was I really that bad of a guy?
See I never did this and I never did that
Of all the reasons won't you tell me mine?
And his answer so quick and his answer so clean
It's his job so then he must know
Well neither knew you He and neither loved you
His so that leaves only one place left to go

But just so you know not that it'll help now
But one more answer to your plea
The Lord said to tell you before you go
That You were useless most to Me
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Writer: Jonathan Vaughn
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Performed By: Homeless Erik
Language: English
Length: 5:00
Written by: Jonathan Vaughn
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