Hello. Thank you for calling the Homicide Hotel
We've been eagerly awaiting your call, you crazy son of a bitch
Would you be so bold as to make a reservation to step willingly into the abyss
If your answer is yes, press one. But beware, there's no turning back, f*ckhead
Our establishment rests on the very edge of the negative, conveniently situated just off Route 666 Culpeper, Virginia
It's a place where the boundaries between good and bad is blurred and the echoes of past horrors linger like a fog
Within our ominous walls, secrets are buried deeper than you can imagine
The halls hold memories soaked in blood, addiction, and tears
If you dare to embrace the Everknown, press one
And as you drive down Route 666 to meet your fate at the Homicide Hotel
Remember, you can bring your baggage but you will be leaving in a bag anyway
Kind regards, Bo Stanley, Cam Da Bandit, EkTrip, and MobTyz
And once again, welcome to the Homicide Hotel. And welcome to Route 666