Something's been eating my bananas
It's not very nice
And I can hear them in the walls
They're bigger than mice
People tell me what to do
But I can't take their advice
'Cause she's allergic to cats
She's allergic to cats
Woe oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
She's allergic to cats
She's perfect for me
In every way
And I've been cleaning up my house
So she'll want to stay
Now, if I had a kitty
Mice would be prey
I've gotta do what is right
What can I say
She's allergic to cats
She's allergic to cats
Woe oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
She's allergic to cats
I lost my dog and my Karma too
At the dog groomers
That's where I saw you
Falling in love
In the Hollywood rain
But she's allergic to cats
She's allergic to cats
Woe oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
She's allergic to cats