Monday monday monday monday monday monday
Mic check
Its lil bo peep
F*ck is up jon
Gimme some that lasagna
Damn, hoe, whats your name, Garfield?
I clap that ass like pearl harbor, finna bomb the airfield
Get that kiss from the rose and i'm feelin like im seal
Post my shit on myspace, f*ck a record deal
Fall down like a fat man and i got the room shook
If you talkin shit i'm finna slam you wit the textbook
I'm vip i don't need no permission
I'm hungry bitch, give me my persimmon
I play the christmas carol don't have to audition
I sex your mommy get impeached like Richard Nixon
Young professor got that master degree
But i'm sittin in the corner and she starin at me
Meet me after class ill let you check my essay
Then we gon get naked like a BURFDAY
Call me fat cat, but don't think I got money
Lasagna erryday got my dookie lookin runny
If you f*ck with HMOD ima pull up on my scooter
Touch my lasagna, and I'll shoot you in the pooter
Little man John wants to tell me what to do
Hit up the bathroom and huff on some glue
Fumes of adhesive got me feelin all sleepy
Ate some broken glass, now there's blood in my pee pee
I'm prayin every day to my lord Jim Davis
You talkin mad shit you got your tongue in your anus?
If I see Nermal square up he's getting dropped
Hate that lil bitch but I also hate the cops
Monday monday monday monday monday monday
Dog dog cat, the f*ck is that?
Got beef with Jim Davis, I'll blat you with my gat motherf*cker
It's garbage man
Talk shit on Garfield and I'll burn your house down
I'll switch you up good, I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I'm the garbage man, f*ck yo clout
I'm stuck in a monday and I can't get out
It's monday switchlers, time for lasagna
Master Garfield, your dinners upon ya
I'm making lasagna, cause Garfield's my master
His shit on the walls, be lookin like plaster
Monday monday monday, get out of my way
I don't do mondays, cause mondays are gay
Yuh ayy yuh aye
Simon and Garfunkel? Nah Garfield
My butt full of bottles
We butt chugging in throttles
We get honeys like jabba
Nonchalant call my llama
If u got problem shoot a bitch in his dick for looking bothered
With my click
Odie Nermal smoked all my purple that's it
I'm as blasting cats til they turn to ash
F*ck em up Garfunkel come to my city
Run amuck we get litty
I'm pretty when the sticky got the blickly
Choppa Choppa with me Jordy flacko envy
Mommas watching show a titty
You down with me I don't care if you in my city San Ramon run with me
Monday monday monday monday monday monday