Hooseki - Costco Interlude Lyrics

Mom and I were running errands in the auto
Started running low on fuel made from fossils
Decided to fill the tank when we went to Costco
The lines were so slow you could watch the moss grow
When we finally pulled up at pump quatro
Momma pulled her purse from the center console
Handed me her cards and said don't let them fall yo
Then I stepped out of the car to fill the carro

And you'll never ever guess what I saw

I saw a pretty girl drive away from Costco
Bleach blonde hair halfway down her torso
Talking on the phone behind a rolled up window
And I'm caught staring now as the wind blows

Overthinking situations isn't my moto
Maybe it's good I didn't talk to the girl from Costco
And if looking at me from across the lot was possible
She coulda hit the car in front of her and have to go to the hospital

So Mom and I parked and walked into Costco
Started doing normal things you do at Costco
Tried a bunch of food we didn't buy from Costco
Now I'm writing a song about the girl from Costco

I saw a pretty girl drive away from costco
Bleach blonde hair halfway down her torso
Talking on the phone behind a rolled up window
And I'm caught staring now as the wind blows

Alright, all together now

I saw a pretty girl drive away from costco
Bleach blonde hair halfway down her torso
Talking on the phone behind a rolled up window
And I'm caught staring now as the wind blows

The story doesn't really go anywhere after that
I just saw her drive away from the Costco gas station
So the moral of the story is
Don't fall for girls you see at Costco

Hey Jared
Sorry I was on the phone with somebody
Anyway, yo just call me back when you can, um
I need to see when would be a good time for us to meet
I'm thinking maybe around like um, hopefully like 7ish
Alright thats basically it
Alright I'll see ya