I battled with The Regency
I fought them to a draw
Now I'm gonna tell you
Everything I saw
I saw a nose job
I saw a con job
I saw a heart throb
With a small knob
It was the whisperer
Who put the grab on her
I saw a white flag
I felt my throat gag
Misty is an optimist
She comes from way down low
She's sleeping with rock star
She doesn't love him though
F*ck The Regency, f*ck The Regency
F*ck The Regency up
F*ck The Regency, f*ck The Regency
F*ck The Regency up
Yeah, it's boring
Yeah, I'm snoring
Cheesy, cheesy
Queasy, pleasey
Once I was a nobody
I didn't stay too long
Like a dog or cat or bird
I sang a lusty song
F*ck The Regency, f*ck The Regency
F*ck The Regency up
F*ck The Regency, f*ck The Regency
F*ck The Regency up
Lead the victims in to the stadium
Fill the cold parking lot
Girl who once believed winks and spreads her knees
F*ck The Regency up
Satan is hiring
Ah, but Satan is tiring
No laughs, no f*cking chance
No laughs at all
F*ck The Regency, f*ck The Regency
F*ck The Regency up
F*ck The Regency, f*ck The Regency
F*ck The Regency up
Feeling murderous toward a journalist
Laugh it up, laugh it up
F*ck The Regency, f*ck The Regency
F*ck The Regency up
F*ck The Regency
F*ck The Regency
F*ck
F*ck
F*ck
I battled with The Regency
I fought them to a draw
While I'm alive, uncompromised
I'm stepping out the door
The door