Ignitemares - Bombs and Promises Lyrics

Sitting at home watching shows like friends on the TV
Has really made the UK seem so boring to me
We don't get all of their restaurants, we don't even get their tours
We don't get the parties with the red cups
Or a super racist police force

Oh I want to live in the US
I want to live in the land of bombs and promises
I wanna get real fat as a white tourist
And complain about the immigrants
Oh I want to move to the US
I wanna pledge to the flag of bombs and promises
I wanna sue someone who can't afford it
And suck off a tangerine fascist

Lying in bed on the internet on the 4th of July
But we don't get fireworks until winter and I don't have apple pie
I just want the big roads and deserts, the drive thru's and black friday
So I'll leave and tell the whole UK
To have a nice f*cking day

Oh I want to live in the US
I want to live in the land of bombs and promises
I wanna get real fat as a white tourist
And complain about the immigrants
Oh I want to move to the US
I want to pledge to the flag of bombs and promises
Live free in the land of opportunity
Without money or health insurance

Oh I want to live in the US
I want to live in the land of bombs and promises
I wanna get real fat as a white tourist
And complain about the immigrants