In Order to Live - Weight Class Woes Lyrics

Waddle waddle chicken bottle
What you want to do when I see you waddle?
I can see you going to the supermarket girl
You want some fried chicken inside your world

But that's not okay
To be big and big and big every day
I don't like what you're doing
I don't like what you're doing, no no no

When I look out on the vista shot
I want to see girls that are super hot
But you're not
Oh no

It's so sad to see
What you could be
But there's so much cellulite
On top of that, it's disgusting to me

Oh, I don't know why you're not
So so ashamed to be a
Oh, to be a
A fatty, ho!

Oh you're big
But it's not so hot you fatty
You ugly fatty
Oh yeah!

Show me up

It's not good for you
And it's not good for me
You'd better get on that treadmill
For eternity
I want to see you running
Burn those calories, girl

Step on the scale, I want to see that number
What do you think it's gonna be you blubber?
Oh no
Is it higher than a hundred pounds?
If it is I don't want you in my town
No no, come on, let's go!

Let's get serious for a second here

You and me, we're so alike
Our personalities are like a double bike
What's it called? I don't remember
But it doesn't even matter
Because I could be with you
If you were just marginally less fatter

Alright everybody in the audience who is over a hundred pounds stand up, let's do a wave!

Say I, I
You, you
Me, me
Like that food, food
Everybody!

I, I
You, you
Me, me
Want that food, food
Oh yeah!

One more time!