There comes a time, every so often, when the Dark Carnival begins to swell with the countless souls awaiting judgement.
And the thriving mob begins to tear at each other to find a place in lines that stretch out of view.
And as attractions open wide to accommodate crowds frantically clawing their way inside.
He will come to perform the cleansing. As the seething masses turn to witness him growing near.
Their eyes attempt to make out his face forming within the looming smoke.
Suddenly, Bang! like a continuous explosion, he moves down upon them full of thunderous fury, enveloping the masses in darkness.
Then, Pow! a deep, resonating explosion of unparalleled intensity.
Those still alive begin to feel a warm rain upon their charred skin, which they soon realize is the blood of the shredded victims.
They can only lay screaming in pure, stark terror, when Boom! an earthshaking explosion of catastrophic proportions erupts,
causing all to collapse inward into a finite point of brilliant, horrific energy.
You may call him "Bang! Pow! Boom!"
Bang... Pow... Boom...
Insane Clown Posse - The Amazing Jeckel Brothers Album Lyrics
Insane Clown Posse - The Amazing Jeckel Brothers Lyrics
Writer: JOSEPH BRUCE, JOSEPH UTSLER, MIKE E. CLARK
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, BMG Rights Management
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, BMG Rights Management
Jake Jeckel
Boom shaka boom (Ha ha ha!)
Boom boom boom
Boom shaka boom (Ha ha ha!)
Boom boom boom
Lllllady's and gentlemen meet your guardian
Your keepers of morals...hahaha kindness
The path to Shangri-La is led by heeeee led by you, ooh
He is of your positivity
He is of your love
Meet one half of the juggling duo
That is your soul I'm talkin about
Uhhh Jake Jeckel
Jack throw another, Jake catch one more
They'll try and catch all thats in store for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
Jack throw another, Jake catch one more
They'll try and catch all thats in store for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
Jack throw another, Jake catch one more (How many more...)
They'll try and catch all that's in store for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
Jack throw another, Jake catch one more (How many more...)
They'll try and catch all thats in store for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
Boom boom boom
Boom shaka boom (Ha ha ha!)
Boom boom boom
Lllllady's and gentlemen meet your guardian
Your keepers of morals...hahaha kindness
The path to Shangri-La is led by heeeee led by you, ooh
He is of your positivity
He is of your love
Meet one half of the juggling duo
That is your soul I'm talkin about
Uhhh Jake Jeckel
Jack throw another, Jake catch one more
They'll try and catch all thats in store for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
Jack throw another, Jake catch one more
They'll try and catch all thats in store for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
Jack throw another, Jake catch one more (How many more...)
They'll try and catch all that's in store for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
Jack throw another, Jake catch one more (How many more...)
They'll try and catch all thats in store for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
Writer: JOSEPH BRUCE, MIKE E. CLARK
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Bring It On
Hey Mike, Mike...MIKE! TURN ME UP!
Right about now...
[1st Verse, Violent J, (Shaggy2Dope)]
Welcome everyone to the big show
(Jake and Jack and the Dark Carnival)
Remove your hats or we'll cut off your head
(Show respect, youse amongst the dead)
Don't like bigots and richie boy f*cks
(Ain't shit changed, bitch check us)
Detroit Southwest murderous, die
(The greatest spectacle under the sky)
5 cards came and made their mark from Moon Yugon down to Platon Park
F*ck your drum kit, xylaphone and cello, I'm a wicked clown, bitch, hello!?
Everybody come jump in our ride
(Bring you and your fat-ass bich inside)
Wagon tips are slick as a breeze
(Can't nobody get with these, motherf*cker, bring it on!)
[Chorus]
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it
(Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it) [x3]
Bring it, bring it
(Bring it, bring it)
Violent J, Shaggy, serial killers with style, fasions of the 2000's and beyond
[2nd Verse]
Voodoo chickens and magical wands
(Dead bigots, yeah, face down in a pond)
Broken necks with the flick of our wrists
(All this player hatin' getting me pissed)
Fat chicks, skinny chicks, chicky-chicks, hoes
(Swishes, Faygo's, and Kung-Fu blows)
If Jake Jeckel drops any at all
(No more chicks, just sizzling balls)
I'll hypnotize you like a vampire, Bite you neck and set your head on fire
Shoot me with silver bullets? Ok! I'll pull 'em out, pawn 'em and get paid
Here, try my licorice treats
(I know dead folk that chew they feet)
Carnival moons and shadow of time
(And we's runnin' a little behind, bitch, bring it on)
[Chorus]
The Insane Clown Posse, ICP, axe murdering done with a touch of Detroit class
Jeckel drop all, Shangri La dies
Jeckel drop all, Shangri La dies
Jeckel drop all, Shangri La dies
One for your greed, Two for your lies [x2]
(Shaggs2Dope, serial killer
Axe murder boy, wig cat peeler
I can wear a filler jacket and look fresh
I pimp it like David Koresh...was
People think I got bombs in my locker
Teacher try to open it up, I'ma sock her
Get the f*ck back and leave me alone
Before I have to come to your home and see ya)
[3rd Verse]
Wind me up and I can do flips
(And put the smack down on your lips)
In a little room, Jump Steady, Tom Doves
(Step in leg, double legs got love)
Drinking moon, this carnival barn
(Got folk love, people love, whatever you are)
Forks sideways I'm a juggalin man
(Can't nothing stop the rain, bitch, bring it on)
[Chorus]
Hey y'all, we brings it to ya, like we work for f*ckin Federal or UPS, eh...
Right about now...
[1st Verse, Violent J, (Shaggy2Dope)]
Welcome everyone to the big show
(Jake and Jack and the Dark Carnival)
Remove your hats or we'll cut off your head
(Show respect, youse amongst the dead)
Don't like bigots and richie boy f*cks
(Ain't shit changed, bitch check us)
Detroit Southwest murderous, die
(The greatest spectacle under the sky)
5 cards came and made their mark from Moon Yugon down to Platon Park
F*ck your drum kit, xylaphone and cello, I'm a wicked clown, bitch, hello!?
Everybody come jump in our ride
(Bring you and your fat-ass bich inside)
Wagon tips are slick as a breeze
(Can't nobody get with these, motherf*cker, bring it on!)
[Chorus]
Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it
(Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it) [x3]
Bring it, bring it
(Bring it, bring it)
Violent J, Shaggy, serial killers with style, fasions of the 2000's and beyond
[2nd Verse]
Voodoo chickens and magical wands
(Dead bigots, yeah, face down in a pond)
Broken necks with the flick of our wrists
(All this player hatin' getting me pissed)
Fat chicks, skinny chicks, chicky-chicks, hoes
(Swishes, Faygo's, and Kung-Fu blows)
If Jake Jeckel drops any at all
(No more chicks, just sizzling balls)
I'll hypnotize you like a vampire, Bite you neck and set your head on fire
Shoot me with silver bullets? Ok! I'll pull 'em out, pawn 'em and get paid
Here, try my licorice treats
(I know dead folk that chew they feet)
Carnival moons and shadow of time
(And we's runnin' a little behind, bitch, bring it on)
[Chorus]
The Insane Clown Posse, ICP, axe murdering done with a touch of Detroit class
Jeckel drop all, Shangri La dies
Jeckel drop all, Shangri La dies
Jeckel drop all, Shangri La dies
One for your greed, Two for your lies [x2]
(Shaggs2Dope, serial killer
Axe murder boy, wig cat peeler
I can wear a filler jacket and look fresh
I pimp it like David Koresh...was
People think I got bombs in my locker
Teacher try to open it up, I'ma sock her
Get the f*ck back and leave me alone
Before I have to come to your home and see ya)
[3rd Verse]
Wind me up and I can do flips
(And put the smack down on your lips)
In a little room, Jump Steady, Tom Doves
(Step in leg, double legs got love)
Drinking moon, this carnival barn
(Got folk love, people love, whatever you are)
Forks sideways I'm a juggalin man
(Can't nothing stop the rain, bitch, bring it on)
[Chorus]
Hey y'all, we brings it to ya, like we work for f*ckin Federal or UPS, eh...
Writer: JOSEPH BRUCE, MIKE E. CLARK
Copyright: Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Copyright: Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
I Want My Shit
It was like March or April, f*ckin' Libra...f*ckin', um, shit...
[1st Verse-Violent J]
Taurus, born in 1775
I'm like 300 and something, but I'm still alive
I used to hang with the original Billy The Kid
You prob'ly think I'm only playing but, I did
My daddies were a two headed freak show
Momma, a fortune teller, Esmarelda Zella
Anyway they had sex on a ouiji board
and I was born the next day...Violent J
When I was 14, I tripped on the train track
And I was crushed right there on the steel rack
I'm out cold, they thought it had f*cked me up
I got up and itched my butt, I'm like, "what?"
Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy
Child of the witch heffer...whatever
Tied me up, burned me and threw stones
Had a few scrapes and cuts, smokey nuts
After that they started bowing and shit
Praying at me, you know how them primitives get
I said, "Get off my dick, I ain't a savior,
I'm what you call a juggalo and all I want is my flavor
Four simple things in this bitch, before I die...
[Shaggy2Dope]
I WANT A RUSTY AXE
I WANNA KNOW VOODOO
A FAT BITCH NAMED BRIDGETT
And a little sip of Faygo, too
'TILL I GET MY SHIT, IN THIS MOTHERF*CKER I WON'T NEVER DIIIIEEE!
[2nd Verse - Violent J]
So anyway...
50 years pass, all my homies are old ass f*cks
I ain't even got hair on my nuts
I left the village in search of my ends
I wrestled alligators, battled terminators
Nothing ever killed me, nothing could harm me
I fought in the Civil War, Yankees army
I walked across enemy lines with a mack-10
[Shaggy2Dope]
Man, they didn't even have that shit back then
[Violent J]
How you just gonna come in my shit and f*ck it up?
[Shaggy2Dope]
Well at least make this shit sound real, man, damn!
[Violent J]
I walked across enemy lines with a...lantern
Steady taking cannon balls, to the balls
The war ended, I traveled the country horseback
Until this fool tried to horsejack
He put his gat to my head and blew my face up
(powww) It didn't even smear the make-up
I took his gun and put a tivet in his neck
Sheriff didn't like it...I got indicted
87 long years in the state pen
Until they finally forgot why they put me in
They had to let me go they can't hold me on nothing
On the way out they're like, "Yo, ain't you like 100 and something?"
I said, "That's right, and I ain't gonna die,
'TILL I GET MY SHIT, MOTHERF*CKER!"
[Shaggy2Dope]
I WANT A RUSTY AXE
I WANNA KNOW VOODOO
A FAT BITCH NAMED BRIDGETT
And just a little sip or two...
'TILL I GET MY SHIT, IN THIS MOTHERF*CKER I WON'T NEVER DIIIIEEE!
[3rd Verse - Violent J]
I slept under bridges, lived in the valleys
Climbed the mountains, searched the alleys
More years passed, and I still ain't died
Now I'm in Detroit on the Southwest Side
My homie has an Impala, blue '67
Last night we hit the road pushing 111
I stuck my head out the window, told him floor up the most
And let my nugget ping off a light post
Ha ha ha! Hell yeah 'cuz
Hurts a little bit, but then you get a straight buzz
The world hates me 'cuz of shit like this
They always try to kill me but MIIIIIISSSS
I know it's odd that my face is forever painted
When I was born, the bitch-ass doctor fainted
My toungue's a little long, I choke people with it
Looks kinda nasty...but chicks dig it
And I told ya my neck can stretch for miles
I look like something from 'The X-Files'
People wanna see me die more than a little bit
But I'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my SHIT!
AND I AIN'T GONNA DIE, TILL I GET IT!
[Shaggy2Dope]
I WANT A RUSTY AXE
I WANNA KNOW VOODOO
A FAT BITCH NAMED BRIDGETT
I said Faygo. F*CK Mountain Dew.
'TILL I GET MY SHIT, IN THIS MOTHERF*CKER I WON'T NEVER DIIIIEEE!
DIIIIEEE!
DIIIIEEE!
[1st Verse-Violent J]
Taurus, born in 1775
I'm like 300 and something, but I'm still alive
I used to hang with the original Billy The Kid
You prob'ly think I'm only playing but, I did
My daddies were a two headed freak show
Momma, a fortune teller, Esmarelda Zella
Anyway they had sex on a ouiji board
and I was born the next day...Violent J
When I was 14, I tripped on the train track
And I was crushed right there on the steel rack
I'm out cold, they thought it had f*cked me up
I got up and itched my butt, I'm like, "what?"
Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy
Child of the witch heffer...whatever
Tied me up, burned me and threw stones
Had a few scrapes and cuts, smokey nuts
After that they started bowing and shit
Praying at me, you know how them primitives get
I said, "Get off my dick, I ain't a savior,
I'm what you call a juggalo and all I want is my flavor
Four simple things in this bitch, before I die...
[Shaggy2Dope]
I WANT A RUSTY AXE
I WANNA KNOW VOODOO
A FAT BITCH NAMED BRIDGETT
And a little sip of Faygo, too
'TILL I GET MY SHIT, IN THIS MOTHERF*CKER I WON'T NEVER DIIIIEEE!
[2nd Verse - Violent J]
So anyway...
50 years pass, all my homies are old ass f*cks
I ain't even got hair on my nuts
I left the village in search of my ends
I wrestled alligators, battled terminators
Nothing ever killed me, nothing could harm me
I fought in the Civil War, Yankees army
I walked across enemy lines with a mack-10
[Shaggy2Dope]
Man, they didn't even have that shit back then
[Violent J]
How you just gonna come in my shit and f*ck it up?
[Shaggy2Dope]
Well at least make this shit sound real, man, damn!
[Violent J]
I walked across enemy lines with a...lantern
Steady taking cannon balls, to the balls
The war ended, I traveled the country horseback
Until this fool tried to horsejack
He put his gat to my head and blew my face up
(powww) It didn't even smear the make-up
I took his gun and put a tivet in his neck
Sheriff didn't like it...I got indicted
87 long years in the state pen
Until they finally forgot why they put me in
They had to let me go they can't hold me on nothing
On the way out they're like, "Yo, ain't you like 100 and something?"
I said, "That's right, and I ain't gonna die,
'TILL I GET MY SHIT, MOTHERF*CKER!"
[Shaggy2Dope]
I WANT A RUSTY AXE
I WANNA KNOW VOODOO
A FAT BITCH NAMED BRIDGETT
And just a little sip or two...
'TILL I GET MY SHIT, IN THIS MOTHERF*CKER I WON'T NEVER DIIIIEEE!
[3rd Verse - Violent J]
I slept under bridges, lived in the valleys
Climbed the mountains, searched the alleys
More years passed, and I still ain't died
Now I'm in Detroit on the Southwest Side
My homie has an Impala, blue '67
Last night we hit the road pushing 111
I stuck my head out the window, told him floor up the most
And let my nugget ping off a light post
Ha ha ha! Hell yeah 'cuz
Hurts a little bit, but then you get a straight buzz
The world hates me 'cuz of shit like this
They always try to kill me but MIIIIIISSSS
I know it's odd that my face is forever painted
When I was born, the bitch-ass doctor fainted
My toungue's a little long, I choke people with it
Looks kinda nasty...but chicks dig it
And I told ya my neck can stretch for miles
I look like something from 'The X-Files'
People wanna see me die more than a little bit
But I'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my SHIT!
AND I AIN'T GONNA DIE, TILL I GET IT!
[Shaggy2Dope]
I WANT A RUSTY AXE
I WANNA KNOW VOODOO
A FAT BITCH NAMED BRIDGETT
I said Faygo. F*CK Mountain Dew.
'TILL I GET MY SHIT, IN THIS MOTHERF*CKER I WON'T NEVER DIIIIEEE!
DIIIIEEE!
DIIIIEEE!
Writer: JOSEPH BRUCE, MIKE E. CLARK
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Bitches
Bitches!
Ha Ha Ha!
Bitches, Ha!
Bitches...
[Old Dirty Bastard]
BITCH, at any moment, that's what I'll do
(You f*cking bitches) I'll do it to you
And a few of your crew
at any moment (Yeah), that's what I'll do
(ICP, ODB) I'll do it to you
And a few of your crew
(Bitcheeessss!)
[1st Verse - Violent J]
BITCH! WHAT THE F*CK?!
What are you trying to do to me?
You wasn't true to me
When I was locked up you f*cked something like 34 guys
(Rrrghh!) But I let that slide
'Cuz your ass is big, and your titties is fat
I wanted to F*CK THAT
But F*CK THAT
I never gave a F*CK THAT, you put me through the courts (AND?)
And gave me genital warts
Now I stack my .9, I'm goin' for the knees
I'ma blow 'em out and give your neck a squeeze
(Aggghhh! Whoo!)As you're standing there, I'ma be like BITCH!
(Ha ha!)You know you done f*cked up, right?
[Chorus- Violent J]
Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta die
(Now you gotta die, now you gotta die)
Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta DIE
(Never wanted it like that) [x2]
[2nd Verse- Old Dirty Bastard]
Bitch, don't talk about bitches I'm f*cking them
Please no fat bitches I'm f*cking slim
Unless it's one of those nights I'm stroking my shit
I don't care 'bout how I'm f*cking it
How much it costs, big fat...crackhead?
Ain't trying to hear all those words you said
Five minutes, bitch (ahhhh) and I came
F*ck your name, and from where you came
I don't give a f*ck, bitch! I will kill you!
You Shaquita! You Belinda! You too Passion...BITCH!
[Chorus]
(Ahhhhh....you bitches!!!)
[3rd Verse- Shaggy2Dope]
One thing I can't stand is these bitches
Trying to take my riches, when I ain't even got none (Bitch!)
I never lied, you knew what I wanted all the while (what?)
My dick in your vertical smile (yeah)
We kiss and hug, and snugg, and tickle
But the bitch wouldn't even buff my f*cking pickle (bitch)
You f*cked everybody else in the place, it's all good
Now let me head-butt your face!
Bitch! I love you, but now you gotta die
that's right (Bitches!), that's right
Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta die
(Bitches? Bitcheeesss!)
[Chorus x3]
Girl you know I love you, you dumb bitch!
Ha Ha Ha!
Bitches, Ha!
Bitches...
[Old Dirty Bastard]
BITCH, at any moment, that's what I'll do
(You f*cking bitches) I'll do it to you
And a few of your crew
at any moment (Yeah), that's what I'll do
(ICP, ODB) I'll do it to you
And a few of your crew
(Bitcheeessss!)
[1st Verse - Violent J]
BITCH! WHAT THE F*CK?!
What are you trying to do to me?
You wasn't true to me
When I was locked up you f*cked something like 34 guys
(Rrrghh!) But I let that slide
'Cuz your ass is big, and your titties is fat
I wanted to F*CK THAT
But F*CK THAT
I never gave a F*CK THAT, you put me through the courts (AND?)
And gave me genital warts
Now I stack my .9, I'm goin' for the knees
I'ma blow 'em out and give your neck a squeeze
(Aggghhh! Whoo!)As you're standing there, I'ma be like BITCH!
(Ha ha!)You know you done f*cked up, right?
[Chorus- Violent J]
Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta die
(Now you gotta die, now you gotta die)
Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta DIE
(Never wanted it like that) [x2]
[2nd Verse- Old Dirty Bastard]
Bitch, don't talk about bitches I'm f*cking them
Please no fat bitches I'm f*cking slim
Unless it's one of those nights I'm stroking my shit
I don't care 'bout how I'm f*cking it
How much it costs, big fat...crackhead?
Ain't trying to hear all those words you said
Five minutes, bitch (ahhhh) and I came
F*ck your name, and from where you came
I don't give a f*ck, bitch! I will kill you!
You Shaquita! You Belinda! You too Passion...BITCH!
[Chorus]
(Ahhhhh....you bitches!!!)
[3rd Verse- Shaggy2Dope]
One thing I can't stand is these bitches
Trying to take my riches, when I ain't even got none (Bitch!)
I never lied, you knew what I wanted all the while (what?)
My dick in your vertical smile (yeah)
We kiss and hug, and snugg, and tickle
But the bitch wouldn't even buff my f*cking pickle (bitch)
You f*cked everybody else in the place, it's all good
Now let me head-butt your face!
Bitch! I love you, but now you gotta die
that's right (Bitches!), that's right
Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta die
(Bitches? Bitcheeesss!)
[Chorus x3]
Girl you know I love you, you dumb bitch!
Writer: JOSEPH BRUCE, MIKE E. CLARK
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Terrible
MOTHERFUCKER! YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT, DO YOU?
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SHIT IF IT WHIP KICKED YOU
IN YOUR UGLY BITCH-ASS FACE.
YOU AIN'T EVEN BEGUN TO EXPERIENCE DRAMA, MOTHERFUCKER.
YOUR MAMMA,
YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BIG FAT CHICKEN FACE ASS MAMMA,
DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS DRAMA, MOTHERFUCKER!
[1st Verse- Violent J]
Oh my god! look at that turn it up please
Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little knees
Somebody took a black thing and went thump
That's TEEERRRIBlE! We heard about it for months
What about that one nobody guy that they found?
Dead in the grass with his, dick in his ass
Plus there was more but you won't recall
Because Micheal Jackson squeezed up on some little kids balls
What you consider...DRAMA
Ain't all that, it's just that you're wack
with your intergalactic satellite data compress
But we can't feed the homeless
Then OJ's wack story unfolded
And everybody watched that while Oklahoma exploded
900 good reasons why this world really don't care
THAT'S WHEN IT COSTS FOR A WHEELCHAIR!
[Chorus - Violent J]
What you know 'bout terrible?
(YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S TERRIBLE) [x2]
Yeah she's so terrible you gotta beat her you BITCH-ASS WACK MOTHERFUCKER!
[2nd Verse- Shaggy2Dope]
LOOOORRDY-lord have we got a protest, man
Some rock-and-roll ninja bit the head off a rat
Let's march in his concert, and tell him to hell
'Cause he's so f*cking TEERRRIBLE
Meanwhile his records sell double and triple
'Cause of you crying about him rubbing his nipple
Religious? Shit, you helped them bank
Instead of helping them poor people eating out of them garbage cans
When you're done with them bitch, come protest me
Shit, motherf*cker I could use some money
The whole world was crying when Kurt's gun went BANG!
When Eazy-E died though, it wasn't no thang
Rapper dies of A.I.D.S. but you hardly mention
Rocker blows his face off and becomes a legend
Heroin and a shotgun, a hero is made
Maybe I should do that shit so J can get paid
[Chorus]
Are your kids so terrible you gotta beat on them too
YOU DRUNK MOTHERFUCKER!!
(Rebel Flag) In your schools
(Rebel Flag) In your parks
(Rebel Flag) In your courtrooms
(Rebel Flag) In your hearts
(Rebel Flag) Stood for slavery
(Rebel Flag) Stood for war
(Rebel Flag) Stood for hatred
but just go ahead and hang your flag up some more!
(Don't worry about my goddamn flag boy
what's terrible is you damn rappers cursin')
[3rd Verse- Shaggy2Dope]
The country we live in was built by slaves
Beat down and murdered and stuffed in their graves
You put a slave owner on the one dollar bill
And you wanna know why I KILLLL PEOPLE!
[Violent J]
Bombs are blowing up, cops are corrupt
And all you care about is who the president f*cked?
You don't know terrible...you will
as soon as our wagons come over the hill!!
[Chorus repeats to end]
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SHIT IF IT WHIP KICKED YOU
IN YOUR UGLY BITCH-ASS FACE.
YOU AIN'T EVEN BEGUN TO EXPERIENCE DRAMA, MOTHERFUCKER.
YOUR MAMMA,
YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BIG FAT CHICKEN FACE ASS MAMMA,
DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS DRAMA, MOTHERFUCKER!
[1st Verse- Violent J]
Oh my god! look at that turn it up please
Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little knees
Somebody took a black thing and went thump
That's TEEERRRIBlE! We heard about it for months
What about that one nobody guy that they found?
Dead in the grass with his, dick in his ass
Plus there was more but you won't recall
Because Micheal Jackson squeezed up on some little kids balls
What you consider...DRAMA
Ain't all that, it's just that you're wack
with your intergalactic satellite data compress
But we can't feed the homeless
Then OJ's wack story unfolded
And everybody watched that while Oklahoma exploded
900 good reasons why this world really don't care
THAT'S WHEN IT COSTS FOR A WHEELCHAIR!
[Chorus - Violent J]
What you know 'bout terrible?
(YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S TERRIBLE) [x2]
Yeah she's so terrible you gotta beat her you BITCH-ASS WACK MOTHERFUCKER!
[2nd Verse- Shaggy2Dope]
LOOOORRDY-lord have we got a protest, man
Some rock-and-roll ninja bit the head off a rat
Let's march in his concert, and tell him to hell
'Cause he's so f*cking TEERRRIBLE
Meanwhile his records sell double and triple
'Cause of you crying about him rubbing his nipple
Religious? Shit, you helped them bank
Instead of helping them poor people eating out of them garbage cans
When you're done with them bitch, come protest me
Shit, motherf*cker I could use some money
The whole world was crying when Kurt's gun went BANG!
When Eazy-E died though, it wasn't no thang
Rapper dies of A.I.D.S. but you hardly mention
Rocker blows his face off and becomes a legend
Heroin and a shotgun, a hero is made
Maybe I should do that shit so J can get paid
[Chorus]
Are your kids so terrible you gotta beat on them too
YOU DRUNK MOTHERFUCKER!!
(Rebel Flag) In your schools
(Rebel Flag) In your parks
(Rebel Flag) In your courtrooms
(Rebel Flag) In your hearts
(Rebel Flag) Stood for slavery
(Rebel Flag) Stood for war
(Rebel Flag) Stood for hatred
but just go ahead and hang your flag up some more!
(Don't worry about my goddamn flag boy
what's terrible is you damn rappers cursin')
[3rd Verse- Shaggy2Dope]
The country we live in was built by slaves
Beat down and murdered and stuffed in their graves
You put a slave owner on the one dollar bill
And you wanna know why I KILLLL PEOPLE!
[Violent J]
Bombs are blowing up, cops are corrupt
And all you care about is who the president f*cked?
You don't know terrible...you will
as soon as our wagons come over the hill!!
[Chorus repeats to end]
Writer: JOSEPH BRUCE, MIKE E. CLARK
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
I Stab People
I...I'd like to uh, if its cool with Jake and Jack,
I'd like to address the juggalos, on a, uh, personal matter
Because, it's not all good
I mean, things aren't always done cool, you know I mean...
I just wanna talk to you guys about a problem I got...
Maybe you can help me
[Violent J]
I stab people, 4, 5 people everyday
I tried to see a shrink to stop that shit but it ain't no F*CKing way
I stabbed him, stabbed his nurse and his f*cking cat
Stabbed them! Stabbed them all like that
I stab people I know, I stabbed Alex, my manager
He was like, "WHAT THE F*CK?!" I stabbed him in the gut!
I order food just to stab the guy when he gets there, I don't care
I stab anybody anywhere (uh, uh) there
I stabbed the mailman, he was pissed, he tried to mace me
I'm to quick with the stabbing, come on, come on, taste me
I stabbed Twizted, Jamie Madrox, I stabbed 'em
Myzery stabbed me OWW!! Goddamn him!
I stab old people, ladies, little kids, I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!
I stabbed a fat guy in the but (hehe), what?
I met Pete Rose and stabbed him, twice in his nipple
I'm Violent J, I stab people.
Maybe somebody can help me [4X]
I'd like to address the juggalos, on a, uh, personal matter
Because, it's not all good
I mean, things aren't always done cool, you know I mean...
I just wanna talk to you guys about a problem I got...
Maybe you can help me
[Violent J]
I stab people, 4, 5 people everyday
I tried to see a shrink to stop that shit but it ain't no F*CKing way
I stabbed him, stabbed his nurse and his f*cking cat
Stabbed them! Stabbed them all like that
I stab people I know, I stabbed Alex, my manager
He was like, "WHAT THE F*CK?!" I stabbed him in the gut!
I order food just to stab the guy when he gets there, I don't care
I stab anybody anywhere (uh, uh) there
I stabbed the mailman, he was pissed, he tried to mace me
I'm to quick with the stabbing, come on, come on, taste me
I stabbed Twizted, Jamie Madrox, I stabbed 'em
Myzery stabbed me OWW!! Goddamn him!
I stab old people, ladies, little kids, I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!
I stabbed a fat guy in the but (hehe), what?
I met Pete Rose and stabbed him, twice in his nipple
I'm Violent J, I stab people.
Maybe somebody can help me [4X]
Writer: JOSEPH BRUCE, MIKE E. CLARK
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Another Love Song
Yeah...
I mean I hear what you're saying, I mean
You got carried away in the moment
And I could forgive you
I could do that
I could do anything, if I want to
[1st Verse- Violent J]
I could buy you a Lexus truck with a white leather interior
I could kill off some bears and dogs and shit just to make you a fur coat
I could love you and treat you with class
And have babies falling all out your ass
But thinking about that...
I feel I'd rather kill you
('Cuz I got you in my car, and you ain't going nowhere bitch, you're dead)
[Chorus x2- Violent J]
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch-ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you f*cked my homies
[2nd Verse - Violent J]
I could take all the face paint off and get a real job working for your dad
I would rather take a ten-pound axe and stick it in your daddy's forehead
I could let you move into my house
You'd f*ck the neighbor every time I'd go out
And wipe his nut on my pillow (oh)
But I think I'd rather kill you
('Cuz we parked all alone and it's real dark anyway, hey)
[Chorus]
[3rd Verse]
I'm the one that killed your precious cat, and stuffed him in your f*cking
mailbox
If I only hadn't cut off my hair, I'd choke you with all my dreadlocks
When I scream at the moon every night (Heh heh!)
You shouldv'e known something just ain't right
'Cuz I'm gonna slap you
And the I'm going to kill you
('Cuz the moon told me to, and it's watching us right now)
[Chorus]
[4th Verse]
I could go back to school instead and try to get my diploma
I'd much rather bang your head on the wall, until you fall into a coma
'Cuz I can't get you out of my head
I'd cut my head off but the I would be dead
And I ain't the only motherf*cker that's dying!
So let's just die togetherrrrrraaaaaagghhh!!!
[Chorus x4]
Ahhh!! Let's just die together
Ahhh, yeah!! Let's just die together
Me and you, I'll kill you but, can you explain?
Let's just die together
Wicked clown told you, I'm gonna kill you
And tonight we'll die together
I mean I hear what you're saying, I mean
You got carried away in the moment
And I could forgive you
I could do that
I could do anything, if I want to
[1st Verse- Violent J]
I could buy you a Lexus truck with a white leather interior
I could kill off some bears and dogs and shit just to make you a fur coat
I could love you and treat you with class
And have babies falling all out your ass
But thinking about that...
I feel I'd rather kill you
('Cuz I got you in my car, and you ain't going nowhere bitch, you're dead)
[Chorus x2- Violent J]
I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch-ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you f*cked my homies
[2nd Verse - Violent J]
I could take all the face paint off and get a real job working for your dad
I would rather take a ten-pound axe and stick it in your daddy's forehead
I could let you move into my house
You'd f*ck the neighbor every time I'd go out
And wipe his nut on my pillow (oh)
But I think I'd rather kill you
('Cuz we parked all alone and it's real dark anyway, hey)
[Chorus]
[3rd Verse]
I'm the one that killed your precious cat, and stuffed him in your f*cking
mailbox
If I only hadn't cut off my hair, I'd choke you with all my dreadlocks
When I scream at the moon every night (Heh heh!)
You shouldv'e known something just ain't right
'Cuz I'm gonna slap you
And the I'm going to kill you
('Cuz the moon told me to, and it's watching us right now)
[Chorus]
[4th Verse]
I could go back to school instead and try to get my diploma
I'd much rather bang your head on the wall, until you fall into a coma
'Cuz I can't get you out of my head
I'd cut my head off but the I would be dead
And I ain't the only motherf*cker that's dying!
So let's just die togetherrrrrraaaaaagghhh!!!
[Chorus x4]
Ahhh!! Let's just die together
Ahhh, yeah!! Let's just die together
Me and you, I'll kill you but, can you explain?
Let's just die together
Wicked clown told you, I'm gonna kill you
And tonight we'll die together
Writer: ERICA BJUREMARK, MATHIAS NILSSON, NINOS DANKHA, PER HARRY BLOMQVIST
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
EveryBody Rize
Jump [x28]
Hey
Ha
Heh
[1st Verse]
[Violent J]
Smile! I'ma blow a hole in your neck
And leave you standing there looking stupid like Beck
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
F*ck outta here if you ain't down with the clown
[Shaggy2Dope]
F*ck rednecks, dum diddy dum
Barrels in your mouth, shreds your toungue
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
F*ck outta here if you ain't down with the clown
[Violent J]
F*ck Gene Simmons, you make me sick
'Psycho Circus' you stole my shit!
Spit your blood out and do your dance
But I'ma kick that ass through your leather pants
[Shaggy2Dope]
F*ck 'Palooza, big festivals
We'll never sell out with you bitch-ass hoes
Everybody jumps to the Juggalo Sound
F*ck outta here if you ain't down with the clown
[Chorus]
[Violent J]
Everybody razed on the East Side (RIZE!)
Everybody razed on the West Side (RIZE!)
Everybody razed on the North Side (RIZE!)
South Side (RIZE!)
Everybody (RIZE!)
[Shaggy2Dope]
Everybody razed on the East Side (RIZE!)
Everybody razed on the West Side (RIZE!)
Everybody razed on the North Side (RIZE!)
South Side (RIZE!)
Everybody (RIZE!)
[2nd Verse]
[Violent J]
F*ck money, I was raised up without shit
That's how I'll die, that's how I like it
Everybody Jumps to the juggalo sound
F*ck outta here if you ain't down with the clown
[Shaggy2Dope]
I SCREAAAAAMM! I make towers shatter
I hooped the moon through the rings of Saturn
Everybody Jumps to the juggalo sound
F*ck outta here if you ain't down with the clown
[Violent J]
I say what I want, whatever I feel
F*ck your big contract record deal
Paper ain't shit youse amongst the dead
Dark Carnival, Alakoompahed
[Shaggy2Dope]
F*ck Videos, and radio play
F*ck shit, suck my dick all day
Everybody Jumps to the juggalo sound
F*ck outta here if you ain't down with the clown
[Chorus]
Suck my dick [x7]
[3rd Verse]
[Violent J]
Micheal Eisler can suck my dick
If he's got some kind of problem with my shit
Everybody Jumps to the juggalo sound
F*ck outta here if you ain't down with the clown
[Shaggy2Dope]
"I'm just a FAGOT!" (Korn) "FAGOT!" Yeah,
They call you that 'cuz you act like a bitch
Everybody Jumps to the juggalo sound
F*ck outta here, F*CK OUTTA HERE!
[Violent J]
F*ck skin color, everybody's blue
Then what would all these bigots do?
Instead of your tone, they'd hate your size
That's why I must poke out all of their eyes
[Shaggy2Dope]
ICP (yeah), we roam alone
Ever since inner city ghetto zone
Everybody Jumps to the juggalo sound
F*CK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH THE CLOWN!
[Chorus]
[Violent J talking backwards]
"Yeah. If you're lisenting to this message. And you think there's some secret message, THERE AIN'T SHIT!"
Hey
Ha
Heh
[1st Verse]
[Violent J]
Smile! I'ma blow a hole in your neck
And leave you standing there looking stupid like Beck
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
F*ck outta here if you ain't down with the clown
[Shaggy2Dope]
F*ck rednecks, dum diddy dum
Barrels in your mouth, shreds your toungue
Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound
F*ck outta here if you ain't down with the clown
[Violent J]
F*ck Gene Simmons, you make me sick
'Psycho Circus' you stole my shit!
Spit your blood out and do your dance
But I'ma kick that ass through your leather pants
[Shaggy2Dope]
F*ck 'Palooza, big festivals
We'll never sell out with you bitch-ass hoes
Everybody jumps to the Juggalo Sound
F*ck outta here if you ain't down with the clown
[Chorus]
[Violent J]
Everybody razed on the East Side (RIZE!)
Everybody razed on the West Side (RIZE!)
Everybody razed on the North Side (RIZE!)
South Side (RIZE!)
Everybody (RIZE!)
[Shaggy2Dope]
Everybody razed on the East Side (RIZE!)
Everybody razed on the West Side (RIZE!)
Everybody razed on the North Side (RIZE!)
South Side (RIZE!)
Everybody (RIZE!)
[2nd Verse]
[Violent J]
F*ck money, I was raised up without shit
That's how I'll die, that's how I like it
Everybody Jumps to the juggalo sound
F*ck outta here if you ain't down with the clown
[Shaggy2Dope]
I SCREAAAAAMM! I make towers shatter
I hooped the moon through the rings of Saturn
Everybody Jumps to the juggalo sound
F*ck outta here if you ain't down with the clown
[Violent J]
I say what I want, whatever I feel
F*ck your big contract record deal
Paper ain't shit youse amongst the dead
Dark Carnival, Alakoompahed
[Shaggy2Dope]
F*ck Videos, and radio play
F*ck shit, suck my dick all day
Everybody Jumps to the juggalo sound
F*ck outta here if you ain't down with the clown
[Chorus]
Suck my dick [x7]
[3rd Verse]
[Violent J]
Micheal Eisler can suck my dick
If he's got some kind of problem with my shit
Everybody Jumps to the juggalo sound
F*ck outta here if you ain't down with the clown
[Shaggy2Dope]
"I'm just a FAGOT!" (Korn) "FAGOT!" Yeah,
They call you that 'cuz you act like a bitch
Everybody Jumps to the juggalo sound
F*ck outta here, F*CK OUTTA HERE!
[Violent J]
F*ck skin color, everybody's blue
Then what would all these bigots do?
Instead of your tone, they'd hate your size
That's why I must poke out all of their eyes
[Shaggy2Dope]
ICP (yeah), we roam alone
Ever since inner city ghetto zone
Everybody Jumps to the juggalo sound
F*CK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH THE CLOWN!
[Chorus]
[Violent J talking backwards]
"Yeah. If you're lisenting to this message. And you think there's some secret message, THERE AIN'T SHIT!"
Writer: JOSEPH BRUCE, MIKE E. CLARK
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Play With Me
[Children laughing, Toy cranks up]
Hey [x54]
[1st Verse - Violent J]
Every year it's more of us and all we do is fill the box
You might play with me at first, a couple days, a week at tops
Just like your Atomic Supersonic Retro Plasma Car
We will all get tossed inside just like the piece of shit we are
I will be your fantasy imaginary special friend
I can fill you, I relate, with you no need to talk to them
But instead you toss me in the box, leave me to rot away
Hoping you'll pick me again someday...hey, hey
[Chorus - Violent J]
Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side (take me to the
other side)
Lost under Ann Raggedy it's lonely when your locked in side (It can be so
lonely) [x2]
[2nd Verse- Violent J]
I will sit and listen to your bibble babble jibber talk
But when you go in tonight you'll leave me out here on the walk
You'll ignore your little friend or trade me for something instead
Please come get your doggie, don't let him chew off my f*cking head
All your mom and daddy do is work and fight, that's all they do!
I can understand the way you feel because I feel it to
But you'll leave me in the box and I can barley hear you play
Lost among the toys of yesterday, hey(hey)hey(hey)hey
[Chorus]
[Shaggy2Dope]
Boys and girls, f*ck that old crusty shit
Come down and get your brand new, ha, shiny
slimy, atomic shithead
(Super, duper!)
(Right)
(S-s-s-s-sonic, sonic)
(Right)
[3rd Verse - Violent J]
I can see you near the bed when I look through this tiny crack
You become much older now and I don't see you turning back
Seven years in darkness I can only hope my wish comes true
That one day I'll get you in my hands...AND I'LL PLAY WITH YOU!!
[Chorus]
Hey [x54]
[1st Verse - Violent J]
Every year it's more of us and all we do is fill the box
You might play with me at first, a couple days, a week at tops
Just like your Atomic Supersonic Retro Plasma Car
We will all get tossed inside just like the piece of shit we are
I will be your fantasy imaginary special friend
I can fill you, I relate, with you no need to talk to them
But instead you toss me in the box, leave me to rot away
Hoping you'll pick me again someday...hey, hey
[Chorus - Violent J]
Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side (take me to the
other side)
Lost under Ann Raggedy it's lonely when your locked in side (It can be so
lonely) [x2]
[2nd Verse- Violent J]
I will sit and listen to your bibble babble jibber talk
But when you go in tonight you'll leave me out here on the walk
You'll ignore your little friend or trade me for something instead
Please come get your doggie, don't let him chew off my f*cking head
All your mom and daddy do is work and fight, that's all they do!
I can understand the way you feel because I feel it to
But you'll leave me in the box and I can barley hear you play
Lost among the toys of yesterday, hey(hey)hey(hey)hey
[Chorus]
[Shaggy2Dope]
Boys and girls, f*ck that old crusty shit
Come down and get your brand new, ha, shiny
slimy, atomic shithead
(Super, duper!)
(Right)
(S-s-s-s-sonic, sonic)
(Right)
[3rd Verse - Violent J]
I can see you near the bed when I look through this tiny crack
You become much older now and I don't see you turning back
Seven years in darkness I can only hope my wish comes true
That one day I'll get you in my hands...AND I'LL PLAY WITH YOU!!
[Chorus]
Writer: KI FITZGERALD, GARY CLARK
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Universal Music Publishing Group
Jack Jeckel
[Violent J]
Boom shaka boom shaka (Hahaha)
Boom boom boom
Boom shaka boom shaka (Hahaha)
Boom boom boom
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Lllladies and gentlemen (Come here)
Meet your greeter, your keeper of wickedry the path to Shangri-La ha ha ha.
Is misled by he, misled by you.
He is of your NEGATIVITY, he is of your HATE, ha.
Meet the other half of the juggling duo
That is your soul The AMAZING JACK JECKEL, Jeckel!!!!
[Violent J]
Jeckel another Jake catch one more
They'll try and catch all thats instore for you. How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
[Violent J]
Jeckel another Jake catch one more
They'll try and catch all thats instore for you. How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
[Violent J]
Jeckel another Jake catch one more
They'll try and catch all thats instore for you. How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
[Violent J]
Jeckel another Jake catch one more
They'll try and catch all thats instore for you. How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
Boom shaka boom shaka (Hahaha)
Boom boom boom
Boom shaka boom shaka (Hahaha)
Boom boom boom
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Lllladies and gentlemen (Come here)
Meet your greeter, your keeper of wickedry the path to Shangri-La ha ha ha.
Is misled by he, misled by you.
He is of your NEGATIVITY, he is of your HATE, ha.
Meet the other half of the juggling duo
That is your soul The AMAZING JACK JECKEL, Jeckel!!!!
[Violent J]
Jeckel another Jake catch one more
They'll try and catch all thats instore for you. How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
[Violent J]
Jeckel another Jake catch one more
They'll try and catch all thats instore for you. How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
[Violent J]
Jeckel another Jake catch one more
They'll try and catch all thats instore for you. How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
[Violent J]
Jeckel another Jake catch one more
They'll try and catch all thats instore for you. How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wondering why?
Writer: JOSEPH BRUCE, MIKE E. CLARK
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Fuck the World
F*ck
F*ck that shit
F*ck give it to me
If I only could I'd set the world on fire, f*ck
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Say f*ck the world
F*ck the world!
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
F*ck 'em all
F*ck 'em all
F*ck you, f*ck me, f*ck us
F*ck tom, f*ck Mary, f*ck Gus
F*ck dairies
F*ck the west coast
And f*ck everybody on the east
Eat shit and die
Or f*ck off at least
F*ck pre-schoolers
F*ck rulers
Kings and queens and gold jewelers
F*ck wine coolers
F*ck chickens, f*ck ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks
Punk muthaf*cks
F*ck critics
F*ck your review
Even if you like me, f*ck you!
F*ck your mom
F*ck your mom's mom
F*ck the Beastie Boys and the Daili Llama
F*ck the rain forest
F*ck a Forest Gump
You probably like it in the rump
F*ck a shoe pump
F*ck the real deal
And f*ck all the fakes
F*ck all fifty two states, oooh
And f*ck you
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Say f*ck the world
F*ck the world!
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
F*ck 'em all
F*ck 'em all
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Say f*ck the world
F*ck the world!
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
F*ck 'em all
F*ck 'em all
F*ck Oprah
F*ck opera
F*ck a soap opera
F*ck a pop locker, and a cock blocker
F*ck your girlfriend I probably did her already
F*ck kyle and his brother tom petty
Jump steady, my homey f*ck 'em what are ya gonna do?
F*ck that bitch f*ck you
Yeah well f*ck you too
Don't bother to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say f*ck ninety three times
F*ck the president
F*ck your welfare
F*ck your government, and f*ck Fred Bear
F*ck Nugent, like anybody gives a f*ck
You like to hunt a lot, so f*ckin what!
F*ck disco
Count or Monto Crisco
F*ck Cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco
And f*ck everyone that went down with the titanic, in a panic
I'm like, f*ck you all!!!!
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Say f*ck the world
F*ck the world!
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
F*ck 'em all
F*ck 'em all
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Say f*ck the world
F*ck the world!
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
F*ck 'em all
F*ck 'em all
F*ck Celine Dion, and f*ck Dionne Warwick
You both make me sick, suck my dick
F*ck the Berlin Wall, both sides of it
And f*ck Lyle Lovett, whoever the f*ck that is
F*ck everybody in the hemisphere
F*ck them across the world
And f*ck them right here
You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge
In Del Ray on Jefferson?
F*ck him!
F*ck your idea
F*ck your gonorrhea
F*ck your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia
F*ck your wife your homey did
He's f*ckin' you
F*ck the police, and the 5-0 too
F*ck spin, rolling stone, and f*ck vibe
F*ck everybody inside
Whoever's on the cover, f*ck his mother
F*ck your little brothers homey from around the way
And f*ck violent
F*ck that shit
F*ck give it to me
If I only could I'd set the world on fire, f*ck
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Say f*ck the world
F*ck the world!
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
F*ck 'em all
F*ck 'em all
F*ck you, f*ck me, f*ck us
F*ck tom, f*ck Mary, f*ck Gus
F*ck dairies
F*ck the west coast
And f*ck everybody on the east
Eat shit and die
Or f*ck off at least
F*ck pre-schoolers
F*ck rulers
Kings and queens and gold jewelers
F*ck wine coolers
F*ck chickens, f*ck ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks
Punk muthaf*cks
F*ck critics
F*ck your review
Even if you like me, f*ck you!
F*ck your mom
F*ck your mom's mom
F*ck the Beastie Boys and the Daili Llama
F*ck the rain forest
F*ck a Forest Gump
You probably like it in the rump
F*ck a shoe pump
F*ck the real deal
And f*ck all the fakes
F*ck all fifty two states, oooh
And f*ck you
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Say f*ck the world
F*ck the world!
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
F*ck 'em all
F*ck 'em all
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Say f*ck the world
F*ck the world!
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
F*ck 'em all
F*ck 'em all
F*ck Oprah
F*ck opera
F*ck a soap opera
F*ck a pop locker, and a cock blocker
F*ck your girlfriend I probably did her already
F*ck kyle and his brother tom petty
Jump steady, my homey f*ck 'em what are ya gonna do?
F*ck that bitch f*ck you
Yeah well f*ck you too
Don't bother to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say f*ck ninety three times
F*ck the president
F*ck your welfare
F*ck your government, and f*ck Fred Bear
F*ck Nugent, like anybody gives a f*ck
You like to hunt a lot, so f*ckin what!
F*ck disco
Count or Monto Crisco
F*ck Cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco
And f*ck everyone that went down with the titanic, in a panic
I'm like, f*ck you all!!!!
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Say f*ck the world
F*ck the world!
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
F*ck 'em all
F*ck 'em all
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Say f*ck the world
F*ck the world!
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
F*ck 'em all
F*ck 'em all
F*ck Celine Dion, and f*ck Dionne Warwick
You both make me sick, suck my dick
F*ck the Berlin Wall, both sides of it
And f*ck Lyle Lovett, whoever the f*ck that is
F*ck everybody in the hemisphere
F*ck them across the world
And f*ck them right here
You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge
In Del Ray on Jefferson?
F*ck him!
F*ck your idea
F*ck your gonorrhea
F*ck your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia
F*ck your wife your homey did
He's f*ckin' you
F*ck the police, and the 5-0 too
F*ck spin, rolling stone, and f*ck vibe
F*ck everybody inside
Whoever's on the cover, f*ck his mother
F*ck your little brothers homey from around the way
And f*ck violent
Writer: JOSEPH BRUCE, MIKE E. CLARK
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
The Shaggy Show
[Announcer:]
From Southwest Detroit, deep within Zug Island's industrial
waste depositories, it's Shaggyyyyyyyyyy Tiiiiime!
[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Hey! How ya doin down there? I've got mice here!
Alright! What up y'all? Welcome to the show
I'm Shaggy, like you don't f*ckin know
This is my sidekick, Fat Pat
He goes "Ha ha ha ha", and all a that (That's right!)
Anyhow, on my way here I almost died
This bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five
They worry about drunks, and late night truckers
Old ass bitches try to kill mutherf*ckers (Ha ha ha ha)
This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more
Then she makes a right into my side door
This comedy shit's gettin old
The game is to be sold, not to be told
Oh yeah, you can feel the excitment right?
SNOOP DOGG is with us tonight
That's what I'm sayin
On the Shaggy Show, shit we ain't playin
And that ain't it, also on the show
Another motherf*cker that well, some of you know
You see him with me a lot, he's like a brother
Violent J's in this motherf*cker
(I like that kid Violent J)
Hey Moe! (What's up?)
How ya doin today? (Just great Shags!)
That's great, now let's give a hand
To Mickey Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band!
We'll be right back with Violent J
[Announcer: (Playa hata:)]
Do your homies have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.)
Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke?
(Straight up!)
There's nothing you can do but get your PHD.
(Playa hata's degree?) That's right!
(Aw hell yeah!)
Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Detroit
Offers the finest in player hation tactics.
(Yeah that's right!) Such as the bitch hater:
(Hey man, f*ck that fine ass bitch!)
Or the look shooker:
(Yo bitch I might be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!)
Or the never ending shooting star:
(Just cuz he got a car he wanna be drivin that bitch!)
Get your PHD and join a nation of player hation!
(Word up!)
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Ok, my first guest, he's nutty as hell
He just served a half a year in the county jail
Now he's back, for now at least
Hey Violent J's in this bitch ass piece!
[Violent J]
What up y'all? (What up?) What's happenin?
It's been six months and my dick ain't havin it
If I don't hurry up and get me some ass
I might bust this nut on your tv glass!
Anyway, been workin on my brand new shit
A brand new group with my homies Twisted
It's called Dark Lotus, shit I play somethin for y'all???
Hell naw
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Now I been hearin a little of this and that
About you havin some kind of a panic attack
Tell us, uh, is it true?
And when you have one, what the f*ck do you do?
[Violent J]
Well, I'll be sittin there enjoyin a coffee
And then all of a sudden, I'm like GET OFF ME!
Then I start chokin off pedestrians
Until they give me my shot of calliphilestrian
But that's all over now, it's old hat
I'm a perfectly normal necrophiliac
Just don't test me or pull strings, forget it
I might grab your neck and do bad things with it!
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Well on that note, thank you J (Sure)
For real, what's up with poppin one of those Soloquium pills?
Take your ass backstage and relax (I'm straight)
Snoop Dogg is comin up next!
Stay right here, we'll be right back!
[Weird guy:]
I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot
that you can cook a hog's ass in a spoonful.
When a workin man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for
that bottle of momma's God Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard
bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce,
drippin with noodle nuggets and Teaxs tough onions.
Mmmm mmmm that's hot, God Damn Hot.
Ask for it by name.
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Thanks fellas! Alright yo, we're back
My next guest pioneered the sound in rap
He's come a long way from the LBC
Please welcome Snoop D-O-double G!
[Snoop Dogg]
Look up in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane
It's the big dog y'all, f*ckin with the Insane
Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the town
Ay yo Violent J let's go half on this pound
I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a bomb
They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm
So any MC that disagree with me
Step up and watch your muthaf*ckin ass meet defeat
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your walls
While other fools stare and, scratch their balls (What?)
They wanna be like you, they wanna try to steal your flow
Now (What up?) Yo, why is that so?
[Snoop Dogg]
It's like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go
Some bitch ass nigga tryin to steal my flow
But I don't pay em no attention
Oh, should I mention?
I'm all about the money and ridin in cars with suspension
Bouncin, bankin up corners smokin dough
Smokin that weed, hangin out with my locs and folks
Don't give a f*ck about nothin at all
That's why I'm known to the world as big motherf*ckin Snoop Dogg
Nigga
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Snoop Dogg everybody!
Now we gotta bring a close to the party
(Already? What?)
Thanks Violent J (Sure) My loc
And thanks Snoop for that bag of smoke (Get down)
Join us next time for the show
We'll have that one bitch from Letters to Cleo
(Granny!) That's it for now, I'm out this bitch
Ay yo Gangsta Funk, show em how you got rich!
From Southwest Detroit, deep within Zug Island's industrial
waste depositories, it's Shaggyyyyyyyyyy Tiiiiime!
[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Hey! How ya doin down there? I've got mice here!
Alright! What up y'all? Welcome to the show
I'm Shaggy, like you don't f*ckin know
This is my sidekick, Fat Pat
He goes "Ha ha ha ha", and all a that (That's right!)
Anyhow, on my way here I almost died
This bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five
They worry about drunks, and late night truckers
Old ass bitches try to kill mutherf*ckers (Ha ha ha ha)
This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more
Then she makes a right into my side door
This comedy shit's gettin old
The game is to be sold, not to be told
Oh yeah, you can feel the excitment right?
SNOOP DOGG is with us tonight
That's what I'm sayin
On the Shaggy Show, shit we ain't playin
And that ain't it, also on the show
Another motherf*cker that well, some of you know
You see him with me a lot, he's like a brother
Violent J's in this motherf*cker
(I like that kid Violent J)
Hey Moe! (What's up?)
How ya doin today? (Just great Shags!)
That's great, now let's give a hand
To Mickey Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band!
We'll be right back with Violent J
[Announcer: (Playa hata:)]
Do your homies have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.)
Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke?
(Straight up!)
There's nothing you can do but get your PHD.
(Playa hata's degree?) That's right!
(Aw hell yeah!)
Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Detroit
Offers the finest in player hation tactics.
(Yeah that's right!) Such as the bitch hater:
(Hey man, f*ck that fine ass bitch!)
Or the look shooker:
(Yo bitch I might be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!)
Or the never ending shooting star:
(Just cuz he got a car he wanna be drivin that bitch!)
Get your PHD and join a nation of player hation!
(Word up!)
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Ok, my first guest, he's nutty as hell
He just served a half a year in the county jail
Now he's back, for now at least
Hey Violent J's in this bitch ass piece!
[Violent J]
What up y'all? (What up?) What's happenin?
It's been six months and my dick ain't havin it
If I don't hurry up and get me some ass
I might bust this nut on your tv glass!
Anyway, been workin on my brand new shit
A brand new group with my homies Twisted
It's called Dark Lotus, shit I play somethin for y'all???
Hell naw
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Now I been hearin a little of this and that
About you havin some kind of a panic attack
Tell us, uh, is it true?
And when you have one, what the f*ck do you do?
[Violent J]
Well, I'll be sittin there enjoyin a coffee
And then all of a sudden, I'm like GET OFF ME!
Then I start chokin off pedestrians
Until they give me my shot of calliphilestrian
But that's all over now, it's old hat
I'm a perfectly normal necrophiliac
Just don't test me or pull strings, forget it
I might grab your neck and do bad things with it!
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Well on that note, thank you J (Sure)
For real, what's up with poppin one of those Soloquium pills?
Take your ass backstage and relax (I'm straight)
Snoop Dogg is comin up next!
Stay right here, we'll be right back!
[Weird guy:]
I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot
that you can cook a hog's ass in a spoonful.
When a workin man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for
that bottle of momma's God Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard
bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce,
drippin with noodle nuggets and Teaxs tough onions.
Mmmm mmmm that's hot, God Damn Hot.
Ask for it by name.
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Thanks fellas! Alright yo, we're back
My next guest pioneered the sound in rap
He's come a long way from the LBC
Please welcome Snoop D-O-double G!
[Snoop Dogg]
Look up in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane
It's the big dog y'all, f*ckin with the Insane
Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the town
Ay yo Violent J let's go half on this pound
I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a bomb
They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm
So any MC that disagree with me
Step up and watch your muthaf*ckin ass meet defeat
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your walls
While other fools stare and, scratch their balls (What?)
They wanna be like you, they wanna try to steal your flow
Now (What up?) Yo, why is that so?
[Snoop Dogg]
It's like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go
Some bitch ass nigga tryin to steal my flow
But I don't pay em no attention
Oh, should I mention?
I'm all about the money and ridin in cars with suspension
Bouncin, bankin up corners smokin dough
Smokin that weed, hangin out with my locs and folks
Don't give a f*ck about nothin at all
That's why I'm known to the world as big motherf*ckin Snoop Dogg
Nigga
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Snoop Dogg everybody!
Now we gotta bring a close to the party
(Already? What?)
Thanks Violent J (Sure) My loc
And thanks Snoop for that bag of smoke (Get down)
Join us next time for the show
We'll have that one bitch from Letters to Cleo
(Granny!) That's it for now, I'm out this bitch
Ay yo Gangsta Funk, show em how you got rich!
Writer: JOSEPH BRUCE, MIKE E. CLARK
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Mad Professor
[Dialogue between Violent J and Couch Guy]
[Violent J]
I was never popular, this I'll admit, f*ck school never liked me, Goo!
All the kids would always beat me, until I'm half-dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shit never bothered me, Mama and Mother
They had a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement
And that's where my free ti...well, my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head
It clucked three times: CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK!
And then it was dead
I made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neck
gobblegobblegobble, it was the shit (yeah)
But I'm still lonely, I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made a zombie
I could've made a girlie friend
But f*ck that, I got my girlie right here...yeah!
[Chorus]
You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternity
[Dialogue between Violent J and a bitch]
[Violent J]
I used so many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of mother f*ckers , like what, eighty?
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps, Even if you got a finger to lend, come on
I hear the other children playing outside
"Keep it down you little bitches, I'll skin your f*cking hides!"
?Stressful?, this part is wack
Some how I gots to attach this nut sack
Shit! F*ck! I'm sawing off an elbow
Looking at the meter I'm like ?Quasar and Ziphalo?
Or better yet look out the f*cking window
I see a storms coming, almost time to roll
Screw the head on, come on, come on
It's the thuggish, ruggish, bone
Okay it's time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert
F*ck! Shit! Didn't work
[Chorus]
[Dialogue between Violent J and a wrecker serviceman]
It wasn't always easy (Hell no!) let me tell ya
But f*ck that, cause I ain't no failure
I put the shit with the veins and this with that
Wait a minute...(brrrt) did you hear that?
It's alive! I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that Rock & Rye pour it in a cup
Give it to his ass wait, hold up, pause
I ain't cleaning his draws man, f*ck that
Get him fat, get him ready, it's almost time
Paint his ugly face up almost like mine
I see him twitching, I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work? You make the call
Shaggy? (What up, y'all!)
[Chorus 3X]
[Violent J]
I was never popular, this I'll admit, f*ck school never liked me, Goo!
All the kids would always beat me, until I'm half-dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shit never bothered me, Mama and Mother
They had a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement
And that's where my free ti...well, my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head
It clucked three times: CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK!
And then it was dead
I made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neck
gobblegobblegobble, it was the shit (yeah)
But I'm still lonely, I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made a zombie
I could've made a girlie friend
But f*ck that, I got my girlie right here...yeah!
[Chorus]
You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternity
[Dialogue between Violent J and a bitch]
[Violent J]
I used so many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of mother f*ckers , like what, eighty?
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps, Even if you got a finger to lend, come on
I hear the other children playing outside
"Keep it down you little bitches, I'll skin your f*cking hides!"
?Stressful?, this part is wack
Some how I gots to attach this nut sack
Shit! F*ck! I'm sawing off an elbow
Looking at the meter I'm like ?Quasar and Ziphalo?
Or better yet look out the f*cking window
I see a storms coming, almost time to roll
Screw the head on, come on, come on
It's the thuggish, ruggish, bone
Okay it's time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert
F*ck! Shit! Didn't work
[Chorus]
[Dialogue between Violent J and a wrecker serviceman]
It wasn't always easy (Hell no!) let me tell ya
But f*ck that, cause I ain't no failure
I put the shit with the veins and this with that
Wait a minute...(brrrt) did you hear that?
It's alive! I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that Rock & Rye pour it in a cup
Give it to his ass wait, hold up, pause
I ain't cleaning his draws man, f*ck that
Get him fat, get him ready, it's almost time
Paint his ugly face up almost like mine
I see him twitching, I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work? You make the call
Shaggy? (What up, y'all!)
[Chorus 3X]
Writer: JOSEPH BRUCE, MIKE E. CLARK
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Assassins
[Chorus 1]
You know who you f*cking with?
W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wicked clowns [x2]
[Chorus 2]
Wicked clowns [x4]
Don't f*ck with me
Wicked clowns [x8]
Don't f*ck with me
Wicked clowns [x4]
[1st Verse- Shaggy2Dope]
As I walked through River Rouge, I saw this man
He was covered he was buttered snatched his jewelry and ran
I cought up with Nate and said, "I think It's worth a grand"
He smiled and he giggled and he shook my hand
His hand was going down handed me money so I'm giddy
The f*cking snake was cruel, all they gave was $7.50 (What?)
My mamma threw me out I called my sister a whore
Now my house is abandoned, my bed is the floor
It's been a week I haven't eaten, I starve and I call
Saw my teacher Miss Elena up in Weatherton mall
I broke into her Docson, and jumped in the back
And waited for the bitch them put my shank to her neck
She offered her car keys, cried and said, "Please!"
She promised not to tell and give me A's and B's
I said, "I want your money, bitch, and all I can sell" (Now)
I looked into her eyes and she was SCARED AS HELL!
I new she was a snitch, so I cut off her tongue
Got happy with the trigger now I'm on the run, I'm an assassin!
[Chorus 2]
[Chorus 1]
[2nd Verse - Violent J]
My father was a priest, cold-blooded, he's dead
Hypocrite, he was a bigot so I cut off his head
Poured on the holy water, "Bless the dead" is what I said
And heard the demon screaming as his body bled
Now I'm drunk on the freeway, just the other day
I saw a fine hitchiker and I wanted to play
Pulled up to the curb so I can offer a ride
She said, "Thanks," I said, "No thang," and she got inside
Peepin' as I'm creepin', I'm packing an erection
I'm staring with my dick I'm like 'look,' with direction
Made it to her app. she got out and said, "See ya"
"Yo babe like won't you chill and help me kill this 2-liter?"(Baby)
Went into my trailer, I filled up a glass
Before she took a sip I had my dick in her ass
I banged it and banged it, this shit was absurd!
Like she was Sporty Spice and I was some f*cking nerd
Then she rolled over and gave me a kiss, and said
"So when am I getting paid?" WHAT BITCH?!?!
First I tried to choke her, she went for the door
And said, "Welcome to the disease there's no cure for"
Bitch, I love you, but now you gotta die
I chased her through the door but she slammed it in my eye
She passed by my boy and I knew he was strapped
Billy pulled out his gun and shot the bitch in her back
Still wanting booty, I went for the hatchet
And screamed at the moon like a sick psychopathic
Choppin' and choppin' they said, "J, WHAT THE F*CK?!"
On the news they found her head stuffed up her butt, what?
I'm an assassin, hahahaha, a motherf*cking assassin, eeeaahhhh, AN ASSASSIN!
[Chorus 2]
A f*cking assasin
Ah, an assassin
A motherf*cking assassin
An assassin
Assassin
You know who you f*cking with?
W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wicked clowns [x2]
[Chorus 2]
Wicked clowns [x4]
Don't f*ck with me
Wicked clowns [x8]
Don't f*ck with me
Wicked clowns [x4]
[1st Verse- Shaggy2Dope]
As I walked through River Rouge, I saw this man
He was covered he was buttered snatched his jewelry and ran
I cought up with Nate and said, "I think It's worth a grand"
He smiled and he giggled and he shook my hand
His hand was going down handed me money so I'm giddy
The f*cking snake was cruel, all they gave was $7.50 (What?)
My mamma threw me out I called my sister a whore
Now my house is abandoned, my bed is the floor
It's been a week I haven't eaten, I starve and I call
Saw my teacher Miss Elena up in Weatherton mall
I broke into her Docson, and jumped in the back
And waited for the bitch them put my shank to her neck
She offered her car keys, cried and said, "Please!"
She promised not to tell and give me A's and B's
I said, "I want your money, bitch, and all I can sell" (Now)
I looked into her eyes and she was SCARED AS HELL!
I new she was a snitch, so I cut off her tongue
Got happy with the trigger now I'm on the run, I'm an assassin!
[Chorus 2]
[Chorus 1]
[2nd Verse - Violent J]
My father was a priest, cold-blooded, he's dead
Hypocrite, he was a bigot so I cut off his head
Poured on the holy water, "Bless the dead" is what I said
And heard the demon screaming as his body bled
Now I'm drunk on the freeway, just the other day
I saw a fine hitchiker and I wanted to play
Pulled up to the curb so I can offer a ride
She said, "Thanks," I said, "No thang," and she got inside
Peepin' as I'm creepin', I'm packing an erection
I'm staring with my dick I'm like 'look,' with direction
Made it to her app. she got out and said, "See ya"
"Yo babe like won't you chill and help me kill this 2-liter?"(Baby)
Went into my trailer, I filled up a glass
Before she took a sip I had my dick in her ass
I banged it and banged it, this shit was absurd!
Like she was Sporty Spice and I was some f*cking nerd
Then she rolled over and gave me a kiss, and said
"So when am I getting paid?" WHAT BITCH?!?!
First I tried to choke her, she went for the door
And said, "Welcome to the disease there's no cure for"
Bitch, I love you, but now you gotta die
I chased her through the door but she slammed it in my eye
She passed by my boy and I knew he was strapped
Billy pulled out his gun and shot the bitch in her back
Still wanting booty, I went for the hatchet
And screamed at the moon like a sick psychopathic
Choppin' and choppin' they said, "J, WHAT THE F*CK?!"
On the news they found her head stuffed up her butt, what?
I'm an assassin, hahahaha, a motherf*cking assassin, eeeaahhhh, AN ASSASSIN!
[Chorus 2]
A f*cking assasin
Ah, an assassin
A motherf*cking assassin
An assassin
Assassin
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Echo Side
[Chanting]
[1st Verse - Violent J, (Shaggy2Dope), ((Monoxide Child)), {Jamie Maddrox}]
Imagine a place that exists beyond, a place that's seldom seen
((A place that even the wickedest souls that burned have never been))
{There was a soul named Damien, he was nothing heaven could save}
((Instead he was cast to the flames of Hell to serve an eternal grave))
(Even in the Afterlife, things don't always go as planned)
((As Satan's throne sees ??, it's hectic and over jammed))
{Damien burned his spot in hell right until his dying day}
So the wagons took his sorry soul and taunted him all the way
((They finally reached that resting place, an endless pit of fire))
(But Damien had escaped through the back door of Satan's lair)
((Out the back entrance of hell but with nowhere else to hide))
His hell is just a tomb, resting in the Echo Side.
[Chanting x2]
Underneath the shadows of the other side of time
If there is a hell then there must be a behind
You can take me to the ghetto land move everything and back
Take me from the Echo Side and never bring me back
[2nd Verse- Violent J, (Shaggy2Dope), ((Monoxide Child)), {Jamie Maddrox}]
Damien ran as far as he could before his legs began decaying
((There were many dead trees, a blood red sky, and headless children playing))
(A wicked man with a long black toungue saw Damien's legs were dead)
So he laid on top of Damien, and then licked the back of his neck and said...
"F*ck the Devil, f*ck that shit.
We believe in life legit
If you're hearing what we say,
Why yuu throw your soul away?" - Save me from the darkest corner [4X]
[Chanting]
Underneath the shadows of the other side of time
If there is a hell then there must be a behind
You can take me to the ghetto land move everything and back
Take me from the Echo Side and never bring me back
[Background whilst chfnting:]
(Take me to the netherland and bury me in black)
[Backwards Dialect] Save me from the darkest corner
[x4]
[3rd Verse- Violent J, (Shaggy2Dope), ((Monoxide Child)), {Jamie Maddrox}]
{Damien called for many hours, in puddles of blood he lay}
Tortured by everything he saw, yet wishing along the way
((His arms decayed and fell off his body as he rolled along the floor))
{Still trying not to look back, as if something else was in store}
(The clouds above were dark and hot yet dripping with blood rain)
((The ground infested with rodents, that crawled throughout his veins))
{As Damien laid in Echo Side, Hell's screams could still be heard}
The blood red sky would flicker with the tourturing that occured
(Thinking back, he had escaped; every scream he heard he laughed)
The headless children pointed and urinated in his wrath
((He finally saw some fortress gates, so he quickly rolled into it))
These red gates were the front doors of hell...he never knew it. heh heh
(Chanting)
Underneath the shadows of the other side of time
If there is a hell then there must be a behind
You can take me to the ghetto land move everything and back
Take me from the Echo Side and never bring me back (repeat till end)
[1st Verse - Violent J, (Shaggy2Dope), ((Monoxide Child)), {Jamie Maddrox}]
Imagine a place that exists beyond, a place that's seldom seen
((A place that even the wickedest souls that burned have never been))
{There was a soul named Damien, he was nothing heaven could save}
((Instead he was cast to the flames of Hell to serve an eternal grave))
(Even in the Afterlife, things don't always go as planned)
((As Satan's throne sees ??, it's hectic and over jammed))
{Damien burned his spot in hell right until his dying day}
So the wagons took his sorry soul and taunted him all the way
((They finally reached that resting place, an endless pit of fire))
(But Damien had escaped through the back door of Satan's lair)
((Out the back entrance of hell but with nowhere else to hide))
His hell is just a tomb, resting in the Echo Side.
[Chanting x2]
Underneath the shadows of the other side of time
If there is a hell then there must be a behind
You can take me to the ghetto land move everything and back
Take me from the Echo Side and never bring me back
[2nd Verse- Violent J, (Shaggy2Dope), ((Monoxide Child)), {Jamie Maddrox}]
Damien ran as far as he could before his legs began decaying
((There were many dead trees, a blood red sky, and headless children playing))
(A wicked man with a long black toungue saw Damien's legs were dead)
So he laid on top of Damien, and then licked the back of his neck and said...
"F*ck the Devil, f*ck that shit.
We believe in life legit
If you're hearing what we say,
Why yuu throw your soul away?" - Save me from the darkest corner [4X]
[Chanting]
Underneath the shadows of the other side of time
If there is a hell then there must be a behind
You can take me to the ghetto land move everything and back
Take me from the Echo Side and never bring me back
[Background whilst chfnting:]
(Take me to the netherland and bury me in black)
[Backwards Dialect] Save me from the darkest corner
[x4]
[3rd Verse- Violent J, (Shaggy2Dope), ((Monoxide Child)), {Jamie Maddrox}]
{Damien called for many hours, in puddles of blood he lay}
Tortured by everything he saw, yet wishing along the way
((His arms decayed and fell off his body as he rolled along the floor))
{Still trying not to look back, as if something else was in store}
(The clouds above were dark and hot yet dripping with blood rain)
((The ground infested with rodents, that crawled throughout his veins))
{As Damien laid in Echo Side, Hell's screams could still be heard}
The blood red sky would flicker with the tourturing that occured
(Thinking back, he had escaped; every scream he heard he laughed)
The headless children pointed and urinated in his wrath
((He finally saw some fortress gates, so he quickly rolled into it))
These red gates were the front doors of hell...he never knew it. heh heh
(Chanting)
Underneath the shadows of the other side of time
If there is a hell then there must be a behind
You can take me to the ghetto land move everything and back
Take me from the Echo Side and never bring me back (repeat till end)
Writer: JOSEPH BRUCE, MIKE E. CLARK
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Nothings Left
Man.... I love you guys
Man shut the f*ck up man. Why you always gotta ruin the moment?
Man f*ck you.
AINT NUTTIN HERE LEFT FOR ME SO I'M OUT THIS BITCH
F*CK STAYIN' HERE. I'M BUSTING THE F*CK OUT NOW
WE OUT THIS MUTHA F*CKA RIGHT NOW
There's no story that ain't been told
There's no gimmick that ain't been sold
There's no ocean that never been swam
There's no jobber that ain't been slammed
There's no road that ain't been traveled
There's no doctor that ain't been baffled
Ain't no thug that never cried
Ain't no preacher that never lied
There's no rumor that ain't been passed
Ain't no question that no one's asked
There's no tree that won't get chopped
There's no bomb that wont get dropped
Ain't no path that no one's laid
Ain't no beast that ain't been afraid
There's no feat that no one can
There's no saga that never began
Ain't no snow that didn't melt
There's no punch that ain't been felt
There's no skill that no one's learned
There's no planet that He ain't turned
There's no view that never dissolved
There's no problem that ain't been solved
There's no tale that no one's told
There's no beauty that won't get old
There's no garden the sun ain't beamed on
There's no shoulder that ain't been leaned on
There's no color that ain't been seen
Purple Red Yellow Blue Forest Green
There's no desert that ain't seen rain
Nobody here that ain't felt pain
There's no bigot that ain't been clowned
There's no treasure that I ain't found
Ain't no cave they never explored
Ain't no mother that ain't been ignored
There's no leader that ain't been lead
There's no blood that ain't been shed
There's no dish they never made
Ain't no brick they never laid
Everything left's been done before
Nothings new, nowhere to explore
On the day when the wagon's come I just pray that you let me on [7x]
Wont you let me on, Wont you let me on, Wont you let me on.....
Hey Jake Jeckel fly twist and spin to the other side [9x]
On the day when the wagon's come I just pray that you let me on
Wont you let me on, Wont you let me on...
Man shut the f*ck up man. Why you always gotta ruin the moment?
Man f*ck you.
AINT NUTTIN HERE LEFT FOR ME SO I'M OUT THIS BITCH
F*CK STAYIN' HERE. I'M BUSTING THE F*CK OUT NOW
WE OUT THIS MUTHA F*CKA RIGHT NOW
There's no story that ain't been told
There's no gimmick that ain't been sold
There's no ocean that never been swam
There's no jobber that ain't been slammed
There's no road that ain't been traveled
There's no doctor that ain't been baffled
Ain't no thug that never cried
Ain't no preacher that never lied
There's no rumor that ain't been passed
Ain't no question that no one's asked
There's no tree that won't get chopped
There's no bomb that wont get dropped
Ain't no path that no one's laid
Ain't no beast that ain't been afraid
There's no feat that no one can
There's no saga that never began
Ain't no snow that didn't melt
There's no punch that ain't been felt
There's no skill that no one's learned
There's no planet that He ain't turned
There's no view that never dissolved
There's no problem that ain't been solved
There's no tale that no one's told
There's no beauty that won't get old
There's no garden the sun ain't beamed on
There's no shoulder that ain't been leaned on
There's no color that ain't been seen
Purple Red Yellow Blue Forest Green
There's no desert that ain't seen rain
Nobody here that ain't felt pain
There's no bigot that ain't been clowned
There's no treasure that I ain't found
Ain't no cave they never explored
Ain't no mother that ain't been ignored
There's no leader that ain't been lead
There's no blood that ain't been shed
There's no dish they never made
Ain't no brick they never laid
Everything left's been done before
Nothings new, nowhere to explore
On the day when the wagon's come I just pray that you let me on [7x]
Wont you let me on, Wont you let me on, Wont you let me on.....
Hey Jake Jeckel fly twist and spin to the other side [9x]
On the day when the wagon's come I just pray that you let me on
Wont you let me on, Wont you let me on...
Writer: JOSEPH BRUCE, MIKE E. CLARK
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
The Amazing Jeckel Brothers is the fifth studio album by American hip hop group Insane Clown Posse, released on May 25, 1999, by Island Records, in association with Psychopathic Records. Recording sessions for the album took place from 1998 to 1999. The album is the fifth Joker's Card in the group's Dark Carnival mythology. The album's lyrics focus on the nine circles of hell and the morality of man as he is torn between righteousness and evil. The album's titular Jeckel Brothers are spirits who juggle balls of fire, representing the sins committed during the mortal life of the dead.
The Amazing Jeckel Brothers focuses on the 9 circles of hell, and the morality of man as he is torn between righteousness and evil. Jack "the sinister" and Jake "the just" (bad and good) emerge from the flame of a candle to determine the fate of the dead. The Jeckel Brothers juggle fire balls. For every sin committed during the mortal life of the dead, another ball is added. Jack attempts to throw Jake curves in an attempt to see a ball drop. If a soul witnesses Jake drop one of the balls, it will be damned to hell. Souls who see Jake successfully complete the act ascend to heaven.
The Amazing Jeckel Brothers was the second studio album Insane Clown Posse released by Island. The Amazing Jeckel Brothers features guest appearances by rappers Ol' Dirty Bastard and Snoop Dogg, and additional contributions by The Jerky Boys and Twiztid. It debuted at number four on the Billboard charts and was later certified platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA).
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Insane Clown PosseThe Amazing Jeckel Brothers focuses on the 9 circles of hell, and the morality of man as he is torn between righteousness and evil. Jack "the sinister" and Jake "the just" (bad and good) emerge from the flame of a candle to determine the fate of the dead. The Jeckel Brothers juggle fire balls. For every sin committed during the mortal life of the dead, another ball is added. Jack attempts to throw Jake curves in an attempt to see a ball drop. If a soul witnesses Jake drop one of the balls, it will be damned to hell. Souls who see Jake successfully complete the act ascend to heaven.
The Amazing Jeckel Brothers was the second studio album Insane Clown Posse released by Island. The Amazing Jeckel Brothers features guest appearances by rappers Ol' Dirty Bastard and Snoop Dogg, and additional contributions by The Jerky Boys and Twiztid. It debuted at number four on the Billboard charts and was later certified platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA).
Genre(s): Hip hophorrorcore, rap rock
Producer(s): Mike E. Clark, Insane Clown Posse
Length: 69:30
Released: May 25th, 1999
Year: 1999