IPAINTBYTAJ - Substitute Lyrics

We have a substitute, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher
We have a substitute, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher
Our teacher's out sick, I think she has a cold
A lady's in our class, and she's really really old
She's got a big ol' bag with a million little things
A teapot and some yarn, and a pair of angel wings
She calls us by the wrong names, but we don't really mind
She tells us funny stories from another place and time
We have a substitute, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher
We have a substitute, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher
She loves to talk 'bout the good ol' days
When phones had cords and kids all played
She dances in the classroom, oh, what a sight
We're all up on our feet, we're dancing left and right
She's got moves like Jagger, but she's way much cooler
She's the grooviest sub, no one's ever been ruler
Her glasses on a chain, and she loves to read
She's a disco queen, planting fun seeds
We have a substitute, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher
We have a substitute, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher
Her math is kinda funky, her science is a blast
She tells us we're her favorite, but don't tell the past
Her history's a mystery, with tales that never end
She's our favorite sub, our new best friend
We have a substitute, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher
We have a substitute, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher
So here's to the lady, with stories so bold
Our substitute teacher, who never gets old
She's wild and she's wacky, she's one of a kind
We love our substitute, she's always on our mind
We have a substitute, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher
We have a substitute, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher
Everybody now, let's do the substitute shuffle
Move those feet and show a little hustle
Twist and turn, and clap along
This substitute teacher's got us singing her song