Jabalord - Allergies! Lyrics

I'm at the office once again
But everyone's on edge
The only word that's going around
Is talk about what's next
In planning for apocalypse
As if there's some sort of zombie twist
Stocking on food for several weeks
Is it really as bad as they say?

When suddenly...
I start sneezing

Every day I sneeze away into
A napkin on my desk
(The napkin's been sitting)
Just allergies, nobody's seemed to care until now
(There for weeks now)
The dirty looks I'm getting today
(Mind your business)
Are as if I came
In with my hair colored the shade of the stiff napkin on my desk
(It's yellow-ish green)

I'm buying groceries once again
Has everyone gone insane?
No toilet paper, no water to be found
It's not a hurricane
That's when I noticed all the masks
On everybody's face
I think I'm missing something here
Maybe it is as bad as they say

When suddenly...
I start coughing

I'm sitting on Reddit once again
I feel like people here have a brain
I gotta see how they contend
Against all the media has said
YouTube channels getting taken down for sharing what they've found
Researching other countries in which there's death abound
Maybe there's merit to this fear
There's something missing here

When suddenly...
I start sneezing again
It's just allergies
Just allergies!